Some asshole left their truck in front of my house for a week. I put a sign on the window politely asking them to move because I need the space, but no luck. Gotta get the city involved, and that's always a pain.

"Sex pest" is a good insult because it implies that the person you're accusing has committed rape, but you probably won't get sued for slander like if you actually call someone a rapist. Everyone knows what it means.