Turns out I overstrained my leg and can now barely walk. Well done! 😅 View quoted note →

🚨 BRUTAL 🚨 #oneshotted

Wild that my kid will experience the day when the last Bitcoin is mined

No more apps in about 10-20j. What you’ll need will be generated on the fly by AI.

I‘m going to the gym. Call me when Bitcoin is at 120k+

If your whole timeline is bearish after a 3% down day and calling the top I hope you know what to do, anon.

X is broken: Scrolled deliberately through my timeline today and I get zero pleb content. Stopped counting at 300 tweets that came ONLY from verified accounts. Zero non verified account tweets. Wtf, the bird app is completely broken 😞

Oh fuck 😂

GPT-5 brutal one shot takedown

Dad, how did you get so rich? Son, easy. I shitposted daily in my Bitcoin Nostr echo bubble till I brainwashed myself to have the conviction to stack and hodl forever. ♾️