my dad dials me at night just to send him fucking 6 carlsberg. holy moly

i wonder why people sleep on September until it ends > Haaaaaaa~ (bell ring) > I don't want a lot for Christmas > (bell) There is just one thing I need > I don't care about the presents (bell) underneath the Christmas tree > (bell) I just want you for my own (bell) > (bell) More than you could ever (bell)know > (bell) Make my wish come truuuuuuuu~e > (bell) All I want for (bell) Christmas i~~s, > Youuuuuu~~~~~ oh they're waiting for Mariah Carey. No wonder.

lesson: being fugly in mirror means that you're cool well, damn.

"eehh?? what? i looked like this?" when people see themselves on "real mirror" that's just two mirrors facing for like 90° well damn, you just realized? should have knew it when you're seeing yourself in a photo

winds accidentally make my hair go Ed Sheeran mode lmfaooo 😂😭😭 View quoted note →

if i adjust the front hair to the other side, it looked good. but if i do it the opposite, my hair became Ed Sheeran. what the hell :stare_behind_glass: View quoted note →

actually, you looked different from the you that's in the mirror compared to the actual you. so i use something like mirrored camera app that lets me flip the mirror, and it's so awkward to see how actually messy my hair were on such position wkakakakakak

2024: Dragon (noisy, drama, big ego) 2025: Snake (sneaky, politics, "trust le process" but "process" vanished) 2026: HORSE (full throttle, no brakes, YOLO) What that means: - Shit moves fast - Emotions goes up faster than thinking - Money in quick, So did out (lmao shopping) Le +: - Big energy - Many opportunities - But if lazy, You got nerfed Le -: - Can get tired quick if unmanaged - Overconfidence Now u know. View quoted note →

This Chinese's New Year will be a Horse one.

aaaaaoooohhh...