Most people can’t do anything about the balding. But the belly? You can do sit ups in the house for free. Keep it tight. 🥳

The ones my age tend to be balding with a belly. 🥴😂 Pick a struggle. You can’t be balding and looking like a pot belly pig. 🐷

And the young ones love to shoot their shot. The late 20-year old swear I’m their age. Me: How old are you? Him: 28 Me: Aww thats cute. 😂

People show me love in real life.

Guess what? I’m someone’s treasure. Owww! 🥳 💃

Value is honesty subjective. Someone’s trash is someone else’s treasure.

It’s cool. Luckily I don’t have low self-esteem. Otherwise, I would be feeling some type of way. 🥴🥳😂

It’s been over a year. Surely I’ve contributed something of “value.”

What gives? Where’s the love?

I’ll definitely need the private jet for that. Who has the connect? Cause y’all definitely haven’t given me enough sats to get a Spirit flight. 🥴😅😂