Listen, I’m not a hater! I’m just an observant person. I like pointing out facts.

Whew honey. 😂 You just can’t make this up. This is funny.

Mr. YouTube sensation *one day zap total* still surpasses my total for *the year* and we ain’t seen him in 5 months. 🥴😂 According to Nostr Band, He received roughly 757k sats on one post on Jan 19. On that day, Bitcoin was $100,968. Today at this time, Bitcoin is $118,752. If he “stacked his sats”, that’s an increase of 17.6%. Wow. Impressive. Well done Mr. YouTube sensation.

Yo, that would make me the brokest social media influencer. What gives?

Let me find out that my posts are influential. Unbeknownst to me, perhaps I am a social media influencer. Even though my “follower count” and zaps don’t show it. 🥴😅

To any nice gentleman who wants to court me, a custom made chef meal in a private dining room setting is a win. 🥰

Good food is one way to my heart.

I’m serious. I honestly want my donuts. 🍩 😂

What gives? Perhaps folks are reading my posts. Or perhaps it’s just a coincidence. Nevertheless. Now that I have your attention…where is my golden card? I want a lifetime supply of donuts! 🥳😂

Wait what? Krispy Kreme is a latest meme stock. Mentioned in multiple news articles.