"Turns out if you criticise private jets on LinkedIn you make a lot of dudes who don’t own private jets real mad. Which supports my theory that all men secretly believe they will one day own a private jet."

Don’t turn this choice into a think-piece debate. Just say no. And if your child screams at you, fine. Better they scream at you now than spend their adulthood unable to sit in silence, unable to read a book, unable to hold a single thought of their own. https://www.theindex.media/p/if-you-let-your-kid-use-sora-you-re-a-bad-parent

I think it’s fair to say the devil has enough advocates

The only difference between Voldemort and JK Rowling is that JK Rowling still has a nose you can tell because she keeps sticking it in everyone else’s genitals

people keep saying to me “everyone was worried about the internet and TV melting our brains and we all turned out okay” and I’m like HAVE YOU SEEN THE STATE OF THE WORLD WE DID NOT TURN OUT OKAY

More people need to read this post.

OpenAI’s Social App Is Here, and It’s Really, Genuinely, Truly Abominable

Ina Fried, reporting for Axios: OpenAI released a new Sora app Tuesday that lets people create and share AI-generated video clips featuring themsel...

We are increasingly ruled over by a class of glorified used car salesmen who are convinced they’re Steve Jobs

Handy glossary: - Racially charged = Racist - Politically charged = Fascist - Criminally charged = Trump

We fetishize the 22-year-old founder and the 30-under-30 list. But the masterpiece that made Kurt Vonnegut came at 47. The truth is, you've still got time. New from me on YouTube →

The irony of Trump: Resistance is costly, but it pays. Submission is cheap, but it compounds. Disney folded to a tantrum; Kimmel took the hit. History already knows who won. https://www.theindex.media/p/donald-trump-can-t-make-cowards-of-us-all