I am increasingly convinced that more than half the planet thinks the word “gate” simply means scandal and that Nixon’s troubles were aquatic
the irony of trump charging immigrants $100k to enter the U.S. when there are growing numbers of informed citizens who'd pay $100k to get out
every republican politician has “family values” in their bio and 43 burner phones buried under a megachurch parking lot
Many such cases

rapture will be awesome because all the guys who told me “touch grass” are gonna vanish, and i’ll be left alone to caress the scorched remains of turf in perfect silence
The first rule of NDA club is [ REDACTED ]
Conservative values: blame the mother, worship the fetus, legalise the gun, bury the child, blame the mother,
People say "tech moves fast." But if you zoom out, most dev curves take decades. Smartphones are 17 years old and we still haven't figured out more than one day's battery.
they called it trickle-down economics because 'financial waterboarding' didn't poll well with focus groups
When white evangelicals say love thy neighbour they mean their literal next-door neighbour.
Who is also a white evangelical.