marjorie taylor greene is proof that if you huff enough gasoline fumes in a home depot parking lot, you too can become a sitting congresswoman

conservatives when you call Kyle Rittenhouse a murderer: “this is cancel culture” conservatives watching jimmy kimmel: “this violates my sacred constitutional right to have my feelings cradled like a sickly lamb”

86 year old senator: “mr. steam, why did you personally assassinate charlie kirk over the wireless” the entire chamber nods gravely

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very normal and good that “chasing people who look like immigrants” is a career with better benefits than “raising the entire future of the country”

If the violence is on the same timeline as the Roadster, we’re safe until at least 2050

Passive income lifehack: - Add a new payments account on Adsense - Google deposit $0.30 into your account to verify - Remove payment method - Repeat 3,333,333 times = $1m in profit Big Google doesn’t want you to know about this

this is the first time in history a man has publicly lost an argument to his own toaster

the economy is so cooked that the proposed solution is “what if we just… stopped looking at it”

The more we pretend assassins are part of grand plots, the more we hand nobodies the stage they crave. Conspiracy theories create the significance they seek. https://www.theindex.media/p/the-random-nut-theory-of-history