If you feel the need to reply to a joke with a political comment, don't. Don't do that. Let people breathe in between all of the bullshit out there. Okay?

As great of a bodybuilder that Arnold Schwarzenegger was, he doesn’t hold a candle to Dr. Frankenstein.

So the curry was a mistake last night. Tasted good though. 🚽

Help me settle a bet. Do you actually care about the URL of the website you’re visiting? Like if someone has a website, do you care if it’s www.yourfriend.com or if it’s yourfriend.freewebsite.com ?

Have you ever wondered if we’re all just a simulation created by an advanced alien race that discovered a dead earth and fell in love with our cat pictures and now unbeknownst to us our real purpose is to produce more cat pictures for them? Or is that just me?

I'm told this can be helpful in telling them apart.