The fediverse tonight…

There is some weird time dilation BS going on. I’ve been on the elliptical machine for at least 2 hours now but the machine is only saying 10 minutes 😱

Here’s the video of a drone delivering to my house https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=YxtPsRvBgLkjVJo6&v=LqhZ6Y-Hu0c&feature=youtu.be

There are kids zipping around the neighborhood on their mini e-mountain bikes that they (presumably) for for Xmas, and I’m torn between “they’re going to get themselves killed” and “damn, I was born at the wrong time”

RE:

Infosec Exchange

Jerry 🦙💝🦙 (@jerry@infosec.exchange)

I remember when the FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something

I seem to have cornfused many people yesterday, so to clear the air: Yes, I know that last year was the first time FIFA ever gave out this award Yes, I am aware that it was invented and awarded by the head of FIFA to curry favor with Trump, who was still in shock that he was passed over for the Nobel Prize Yes, I’m aware that the main thing this award represents is corruption. Thank you for your attention to this matter. View quoted note →

I remember when the FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something

LLMs are to LinkedIn as Taco Bell is to a🚽

The parking lot at the gym is completely bonkers crazy. I guess this due to New Year’s resolutions that haven’t died yet?

I just learned the term “risk laundering” and I can’t stop giggling. Context was “Agile enables risk laundering”.

The desantafication of the Bell house is nearly complete for another year. 😞