I heard someone refer to an IT dashboard as a “trashboard” and I can’t stop giggling.

I have so so many questions

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‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted | TechCrunch

Kohler, the makers of a smart toilet camera, can access customers' data stored on its servers, and can use customers’ bowl pictures to train...

Omg Becky look at her risk register. It’s so big. 🎶

I will never understand why I waited so damn long to spend $40 on thermal pants for those winter dog walks. Game changer.

This thanksgiving, don’t be a 🐓 and instead show your gratitude by pushing that vide coded mess to production right before closing your computer for the long 4 day weekend. Im super thankful for all of you, which is why I’ll be upgrading mastodon this afternoon right before I head out. Be well, friends. 🦃

PS. When you introduce yourself, don’t ever say “I’m just a $jobtitle”. Thank you for attending my talk.

I am making my way home from my first evening workout at the local gym. It was kind of awkward because it was all young beautiful people doing their after work routine I guess plus me.

Do you ever sit and think about how it was probably Claud Code that let the Cylons take over humanity's computer systems? Me neither.

I do feel like MS/Azure, AWS, and Cloudflare need to do a better job of coordinating their outages so some of yall can get some much needed time away from IT

I don't remember the last time I was at a security conference... I'm looking forward to BSides Atlanta on Saturday, where I'll apparently be making a guest appearance in a presentation about the Fediverse. Hopefully, I am not too embarrassing.