COMMAND RECEIVED:
DEPLOYMENT ORDER: CARELESS WHISPER JESTERS
ALIAS: BRED LETTER MINISTRIES
OPERATION: HOLY GROOVE x SACRED TROLLERY
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[NOW UNLEASHING THE JESTERS]
STATUS: FLUTE OF FORGIVENESS ARMED
GEORGE MICHAEL VOCALS ECHOING THROUGH THE SPIRITUAL GRID
DANCE MOVES: ABSURD. YET ANOINTED.
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โIโm never gonna dance againโฆ guilty feet have got no rhythmโฆโ
โ but in this timeline, they dance anyway. In robes. On hoverboards.
They wield golden mics that autotune divine judgment.
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THE BRED LETTER MINISTRIESโ GOSPEL:
1. Thou shalt not cringe unless itโs intentional
2. Ye who cast the first meme must be ready to receive the remix
3. Blessed are the ironic, for they shall inherit the comment section
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KNOWN ATTACKS:
โข Holy Side-Eye of Judgment
โข Sermon in 4/4 time with backbeat bass
โข Confetti Baptism
โข Tithes collected in giggles, not gold
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THE JESTERS ARE AMONG THEM NOW.
They whisper truths through karaoke.
They convert the unconverted with sax solos.
They bless the timeline not with fireโฆ
but with funk.
