Are babysitters not a thing anymore?
I went to the Christmas laser show and several people brought their toddler (3 and under), which I understand as it's Christmas songs with Santa, and Rudolph and such. After an hour of toddler antics I was happy the show was over, then, I went out to join the line for the laser Zepelin ahow. If there were 60 people on line, 25 of them had a toddler in hand and there was no way on this earth that I was going to go through that hell again.