Some of you are uptight about sex, and it shows.

The job no one likes: Cleaning out the fridge Done. 💪

I just saw Paul Rudd mop his brow on a travel show with a Burger King whopper and I love him even more.

My Hubs and I ate our Pho quietly while the lady at the next table regaled us all with the pathetic way Nikki caters to her husband's every whim. "She gets home from work and has to massage his feet for, like, an hour!!" Nikki was not present to either deny or confirm.

"She Couldn't." --Hazel Says No: A Novel by Jessica Berger Gross ©️ 2025 Hanover Square Press #Page42

That's not the way it works. Take it from someone who doesn't know how anything works.

Come over and we'll watch old movies in my rumpus room.

Secretly hoping that if I boost and reply enough, no one will notice I have nothing to actually contribute today.

I wonder if there remains a person on my followers list who is still waiting for me to toot something of substance.

The world's longest pee is 508 seconds*. *Not verified by Guinness World Record, but with a name like Guinness, you'd think they'd show an interest.