I thought of you when I cleaned my shower drain today....

I might be pregnant after watching that...

🎶 Listening to a "Cover" of a favorite song*? #Music

Why the lack of egg in an egg roll?

Today, I'm going to assign accents and voices to all of you in my head.

What if I said I'm standing outside with my hands and nose smushed on the window to your soul?

I'm sorry I did The Price Is Right announcer's "Here it comes!" during sex.

#SilentSunday