Dear word I can't remember. I don't need you. I found a better one. #BoomerLife

Shitposters are going to save us all. But they need love too. ❤️

My hand grazed his, as I handed him the jar of expired fire roasted red peppers from 2022. Fridge cleaning rendezvous. #MarriedLife

Apparently, I used to be a woman who said things like "Omigarsh".