He's a 10. But he asks Siri what time it is, when he's wearing a watch.

Tim Walz rolled down his window, and told me my purse was on top of my car.

I'm mysterious. But I won't tell you why.

#SilentSunday

Brought my prize winning jam to your jamboree. Disappointing lack of toast.

You know I'm joking right? I ate a sliced up hot dog & honey mustard with my pinky raised, just to be fancy last night. Yes, it was dinner fit for a five year old.

🎶 Benny in the sink 🎶 #Caturday

Did someone do a poll about what we are going to replace "weird" with now that it's been tainted?

One thing I love about the Fedi is that people are often willing to be silly and play!