Dr. Squatch really said, “Let’s bottle up Sydney Sweeney’s bath water and call it soap.” Nah. We’ve officially crossed from marketing into madness. And this isn’t just some edgy adult joke—this is showing up in front of kids. Imagine your little boy asking why a soap brand is talking about a celebrity’s bath water. Why? For clicks? For shock value? This isn’t masculine. It’s embarrassing. And it’s why I keep my care clean, sacred and sovereign.

In 1995, kids rode bikes with no helmet, drank from the hose, and got heaps of sun without a care. In 2025, they’re blue-lit, jabbed, and diagnosed autistic by age 6. What happened to life?

The world’s getting weirder by the day—disconnected, overstimulated, and numb (and not the “fun/cool” weird like you & me) There are agendas at play we’ll never fully see, systems designed to keep you distracted, divided, and dependent. You can’t control all of it. But you can control how you show up each day. You can reclaim your rhythm. You can reconnect to your body, your breath, your tribe, and the Earth itself. Start there. That’s the revolution.

You’re trying to boost testosterone—but ignoring the REAL energy problem: you’re not detoxing estrogen.