hyperbolically unironic:

DEAR SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS: IT WILL BE A PURDY GOOD YEAR IF YOU HONOR COLIN K. MAKE IT RIGHT AND ALL WILL BE AIIGHT. ID EST: HIS TOES MUST TOUCH THE FIELD. (WE WANT TO SEE YOU WIN.)

ASMARA <— ARBATE ASMARA (THE FOUR ARE UNITED) —> WELETE TIMKET (DAUGHTER OF BAPTISM)

ON THE MEANING OF “SAT” AKA BITCOIN YOGA: THE SEVENTEENTH TEACHING (BHAGAVAD-GITA)