Found a very serious leak under the sink ... March 11 is #worldplumbingday image
I entered ten puns into a pun contest once to see if any would win. No pun in ten did. image
A British tourist has been detained by ICE and is currently incarcerated in Washington ... The U.S. is not a safe place to travel anymore.
Finally got one of those cars with a TV in the dash, but the only show it plays is someone backing over my trash cans ...
Animalgesics. image
For when you have to have dinner ready by 7 to head off to the crusades at 8 ... image
If no one ever buys a property in Monopoly, everyone gets richer and no one loses.
How pianists dry their socks image
On-line dating in 1928 image
The Independent: "For a brief moment at the end of February, every planet will appear in the night sky simultaneously in a rare celestial spectacle. This so-called planetary parade, which will occur shortly after sunset on 28 February, will be the last time the phenomenon occurs until 2040." > Poor old Pluto ... https://www.independent.co.uk/space/planets-align-2025-parade-when-how-to-see-b2699851.html