Everybody's going on about boiling frogs and how stupid they are but have you ever wondered how the fuck they're supposed to know that a) the water is going to boil; and b) even if they knew, how should they know this will cause their death? They're frogs, for fuck's sake. We, on the other hand, are not.

I wish Scotland welcomed Trump yelling "Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae master! We willnae be fooled again!" And then follow with "Crivens!" and whatever feels most Feegle at the time. #GNUTerryPratchett