The "turkey is disgusting" crowd runs around saying you have to do so much with it to actually make it taste good - so they apparently eat plain chicken all year?

You shouldn't be bringing up politics at Thanksgiving. It's poor form... ...but if you are, skip the foreplay and go straight to Israel. Everyone of all ages has thoughts there, and you can make it fun regardless of the political spectrum.

Thaw your turkey faster by burying it underground! It's climate friendly, and gives the bird a nice, earthy flavor that your friends and family won't be able to get enough of - thank me later for this pro tip!

AI may be a massive bubble that's going to burst and ruin everything, but at least AI actually does something. I can at least say AI has helped me while the bubble was inflating.

Having seen the account location feature roll out on Twitter and all the fun that has a brought, I now believe being paid for social media posts is a massive blunder and incentivizes all kinds of shit.

I was telling my wife about how much I've been into Pornography lately. I tried to see how long I could carry out the conversation before she realized I was talking about The Cure album.

There are people freaking out about Metroid Prime 4, and people dismissing those concerns. I'm somewhere in the middle, but think people have every reason to freak out. At this point, even the slightest whiff of slop should be met with extreme hostility, even if its a small part of the game.

So if the new Halo: CE assault rifle only carries 32 rounds and not 60 (assuming they are unifying the weapon set on all 3 original games), does that mean we'll get to dual wield in Halo 1? Yeah its not authentic, but I'd like to see that since they are reimagining the campaign.

Great. Now I'm going to have the Eurythmics' Sexcrime 1984 stuck in my head all weekend.

Good evening. Snickers are an S tier candy. I'm tired of seeing delusional people denying this absolute truth.