So I watched Happy Gilmore 2... Accept that this is what we are getting for comedy from here on out. Comedy films don't perform well overseas, no one makes mid-budget films anymore, and our society is filled with oversensitive pussies. It's a tough business.

My Twitter feed today... "Share a crime that you committed and got away with"

If I had a time machine, my first order of business would be to go back and make myself stupid rich. My second order of business would be to fuck with people. Once money was not a concern, I would devote my life to mischief.

He was one of the greats.

"We cancel every late night show. Just, poof, all of them gone at once."

Time to fire up Paprium. I didn't think I'd ever see the game...

The Chief People Officer blows the CEO (probably throws a bone to the CFO too). I don't know why we're all pretending that we didn't know this truth of the corporate world.

Every day that passes, your odds of being invited to someone's wedding to an AI increases.

Look, release the list or you're on it, it's that simple.

Did a partial recap of my spare Xbox today (it was partial because I'm lazy and only replaced the usual problem children). My clock cap looked perfectly fine on top, but was barfing death out the bottom (burnt fingers shown for good measure, because I'm an idiot).