Friday night y'all.

Why am I arguing about McDonalds on fedi and defending Applebees in a group chat? I don't know if I've ever questioned my life choices this much and I'm a fucking alcoholic.

I'm always amused when people follow my bots but not me. Understandable tbqh.

Rushing to throw my garbage onto the game awards show truck before it leaves.

I'm like a gooner but for alcohol.

"Buy"sexual, "fee"male, it really is just capitalism all the way down.

So, what's eating you?