The Babylon Bee
Pentagon Leaker Kicking Himself For Not Just Leaving Classified Documents Strewn Around His Garage
DIGHTON, MA — Military police have arrested Jack Teixeira for allegedly leaking classified documents that contained information on the war in Ukr...
The Federalist
Grants Reveal Feds' Horrific Plans To Censor Americans’ Speech
Our government is preparing to monitor every word Americans say on the internet and censor citizens who don’t toe the party line.
Protos
‘Bitcoin Willy Wonka’ Max Keiser now works for El Salvador gov't
Tether and Bitfinex apologists Max Keiser and Stacy Herbert now work directly inside El Salvador’s government on Bitcoin-related matters.