⚠Satire Alert⚠ "You will be distraught to hear that your favourite Lord since Voldemort, Peter Mandelson, has found himself in a spot of bother in the Epstein files. As one of the most beloved members of Blair’s government, Mandelson made everyone jump for joy when he returned to politics to become ambassador to the US. Mandelson was hired primarily because Starmer was ordered to take him by his donors. All of the smartest people in politics, such as John Sopel, declared this is exactly what the country needs. This is why Sopel gets the big jobs and you—an idiot—don’t."
"How did he generate so much paperwork, traffic and comment? New York financier, mountebank, all purposes conman and dedicated rake that he was, Jeffrey Epstein continues to nag living figures from beyond the grave and place them in a tight spot of bother. His correspondence with these individuals runs into the millions, a figure suggesting his only work in life was being a pimp for pleasure and valet to the rotten."
"Delegates spoke with urgency about the most egregious US interventions shaping hemispheric affairs. Delegates from Argentina described how Trump openly backed right-wing president Javier Milei, including the announcement of a $20 billion loan during the presidential campaign—a brazen attempt to tilt the vote by offering a financial lifeline in exchange for political alignment. They also condemned the lawfare-driven persecution and unjust imprisonment of Cristina Kirchner, emblematic of how courts are being weaponized to crush leaders who challenge US-aligned economic and political power."
"A young Black scientist discovered a pivotal leprosy treatment in the 1920s − but an older colleague took the credit"
"The claim of “30,000 killed” during two days of protests and rioting across Iran appears to be based largely on a single anonymous source, who admitted extrapolating that figure by assuming without evidence that “officially registered deaths related to the crackdown likely represent less than 10% of the real number of fatalities.” That quote was attributed by The Guardian to an alleged doctor whose real name the newspaper refused to publish, but whose identity it claimed to have verified."
Khamenei Warns US Attack Will Bring 'Regional War,' US Bombed Somalia 25 Times in January, and More
⚠Satire Alert⚠ "You probably thought nothing could be worse than being a paedophile who owns dungeons and Satanic temples and a private rape island and abducts girls and eats babies, but imagine being the person who begged to join his parties and was rejected for being too creepy. That is sadly the position that Elon Musk found himself in."
Jeffrey Epstein Shocking Interview with Steve Bannon Raw & Uncut
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Legend "Nigeria's Afrobeat king Fela Kuti will this weekend be posthumously recognised by the Grammys with a Lifetime Achievement Award, becoming the first African artist to receive the distinction."