The year is 1998. You play pogs with friends and win a slammer. After getting home, you go to the computer, dial up, and sign into ICQ. You send a hi to your crush. They say hi back. Before bed, you try beating the Water Temple and finally succeed. Life is simple, life is good.

Why Bitcoin miners are pivoting to AI... to get girlfriends! No bear market in AI lol

My kidnapper returning me after talking non stop about Bitcoin as ransom for 21 hours

Bitcoin After Dark ETF: When the charts get freaky, the wicks go long, and the real pumps happen

Day in the life of a Bitcoin podcaster: ​– wake up at 10:30am, immediately check price and tweet “gm to everyone except fiat holders” and "buy the dip" – cold plunge for 15 minutes to “lower time preference” – eat four raw eggs and a ribeye because “seed oils are a psyop” – record a 2-hour solo podcast rambling about “the Bitcoin cycle js dead" and “hyperbitcoinization” – spend 3 hours on X arguing with a no-coiner and retweeting Michael Saylor – grab an overpriced coffee, try to pay via Lightning, hold up the line for 4 minutes (end up using Visa) – edit podcast, add dramatic intro music and 5 mid-roll ads for VPNs and hardware wallets – go on a Hinge date, ask her “what is money?” within the first 5 minutes – refuses to tip because “taxation is theft” and "$10 more sats" – go home and host a Twitter Space titled “Is the Dollar Collapsing Tonight?” (it is not) – tell his 12 dedicated listeners to “stay humble, stack sats” – go to bed at 3am, dreaming of the citadel

This is peak crab market

Bitcoin, the peaceful revolution

So the fear index is lower than during the FTX collapse... Since FTX: - We *survived* FTX - The US created a strategic BTC stockpile - Sovereign wealth, pensions, universities, and companies bought bitcoin - Favorable regs enabled institutional access Best example of the market can remain irrational longer than you can stay solvent

In case of Bitcoin fire sale prices, break glass