Your kindle library is like a window into your mind. Should you ever peer through my window, you see a slightly contrarian, money-hungry individual who's plagued by the shortness of life. And I'm not sure it's a good thing.

If you don't turn off notifications on your phone, you're a psychopath in my book.

I used to fly with a crazy Dutch guy. He was a full blown conspiracy theorist. 9/11. Chemtrails. Aspartine. Moon landing. You name it. I still think the guy's crazy, but less crazy than before.