Xi Jinping: The US is going to attack our plans for a gold backed settlement layer...
Lan Fo'an: Yeah, bitcoin is still letting capital leak out of the mainland
Xi: you need to kill bitcoin
Lan: We have tried to ban it but the people still use it
Xi: We banned mining not bitcoin
Lan: We can't ban it, people always try and use what we ban. Too much publicity
Xi: Who owns the most bitcoin?
Lan: Satoshi
Xi: And we still don't know who he is?
Lan: Right but we have many old chinese miners selling equipment to the west.
Xi: Send our men to pay them a visit and make them sell their coins. We will dump the price. We will pump gold. We will destroy their narratives. Bitcoin will go down, gold will go up.
Lan: We can't do that forever we only have so many coins.
Xi: Sell futures, print money, use our cayman shells to short their ETFs, buy silver, buy copper. We will show them that their bitcoin is worthless in our new world.
Lan: Yes sir.
