Go to your local rancher, shake his hand. Ask if he has any pork lard from pigs raised in an open pasture eating a species appropriate diet. Use said pork lard to mix with a small amount of raw honey from your local apiarist. Use as lotion. Thank me later… but also thank me now!

Much like bitcoin, real food is a one-way function.

Nutrition Labels are a scam. The USDA effectively has a prescribed amount of protein, saturated fat, calcium, etc., pre-set for a specific type of food. In the eyes of the USDA a factory farmed GMO-corn and soy fed chicken produces eggs with the same nutrient profile as a totally free-range chicken that eats a species appropriate diet.

Chewing mastic gum makes you more beautiful. Exhibit A: *Does the Zoolander face*

Spring time is the best time to drink raw milk. the vegetation is flourishing in its biodiversity and the cows that partake in eating the variety of vegetation afforded to them will produce more nutrient-dense milk with more butterfat, beta-carotene, CLA, and vitamin E. It’s tastier because it’s healthier.

We should be referring to “Raw milk” as “Real Milk”, but on the other hand “Raw milk” sounds fuckin’ bad ass.

Sweatpants and Hoodie Culture is fiat.

Bitcoin was created to dunk on “They”.

When sitting at a desk for long periods of time your balls will inevitably warm which will impact the functioning and therefore your virility. If quitting your desk job is not an option use this life hack: When sitting at your desk place a frozen ribeye steak underneath your crotch to keep your balls cooled. Additionally, this will speedup the defrosting of your lunch.

Imagine, if you will, a burning house. Those things that will get saved from the fire will be saved in order from the highest value density to the lowest. Those things with infinite value density would be family members, pets, objects with sentimental value, and private keys. Then, of course, your high quality cowboy hats, shower filter, and a copy of The Bitcoin Standard will likely be next. But please make sure your family members and pets are at the front of that line!