As I read this I pictured a Roman Caesar saying all of this as his council nod in agreement while looking completely confused and scared for their lives
It's so funny how this entire religion is basically just suicidal depressed people brainstorming ways to make their suicide come off as epic instead of pathetic.
Bro what if I lit myself on fire, wouldn't that be so cool!? :soy1:
Bro I'm gonna mummify myself bro :soy2:
Duuuude I'm gonna die in the yoda pose :crackaNerd:
