Muppet Rocky Horror Picture Show but the only human is Tim Curry.

Cache poisoning:

CVE-2025-40778: Cache poisoning attacks with unsolicited RRs

CVE-2025-40780: Cache poisoning due to weak PRNG

And DoS:

CVE-2025-8677: Resource exhaustion via malformed DNSKEY handling

in BIND 9.

In case you weren't busy enough patching Oracle shit, their quarterly advisory is published. https://www.oracle.com/security-alerts/cpuoct2025.html

AWS is getting ready to pass your mom as number one in going down.

> In this blog post we take a look at a race condition we found in Microsoft Windows Cloud Minifilter (i.e. cldflt.sys) in March 2024. This vulnerability was patched in October 2025 and assigned CVE-2025-55680. What's that saying about moving at the speed of cloud?

Exodus Intelligence

Microsoft Windows Cloud Files Minifilter TOCTOU Privilege Escalation - Exodus Intelligence

By Michele Campa Overview In this blog post we take a look at a race condition we found in Microsoft Windows Cloud Minifilter (i.e. cldflt.sys ) in...

Okay, so now that people are aware of the F5 shit show ( can we call it BIG-(R)IP I like that one ) and hopefully patching or prepping to patch, do y'all remember how even factory resets wouldn't purge the Ivanti malware? Just a random question, no reason.