I’d like to extend an invitation to Jimmy Kimmel to play in traffic.

I won’t be sending my children to college.

Thinking about filing for Social Security exemption. I’ll undoubtedly be denied but I figure if they are stealing my money regularly I can file a 4029 regularly too.

All today’s zaps go toward bribing my son to mow the lawn

Set up my 9 year old with a Wallet of Satoshi so I can pay him for chores. +1 Dad points

Which coinjoin should I be using?

@BitBetBot higher 500

I need better news on here. Help

Never been excited for soap before. Thanks @SoapMiner

Bitcoin twitter calling this price action a “dump” is just too funny.