Somebody once told me that you had a boyfriend that looked like a girlfriend that I had in february of last year. I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed and now your just somebody that I used to know. I've got potential, it's not confidential, and she's lookin kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead.

These oreo ice cream sandwiches are disgusting! The outside of the ice cream center is not cold! Room temperature to the tongue straight out of the freezer! This isn't cream at all, it's just gums and shelf stabilizers. Am I going to have to start making my own ice cream and cookies too?

The support team from google that I have in a slack channel are some of the dumbest MFers. Apparently I know more about how their product actually works, from reading the documentation. Tehy just keep throwing AI hallucinated bullshit at me, and I keep going "no that doesn't work, try reading your own docs"

I swear this AWS bobblehead just called ai agents "digital brahmins"

I'm sorry that I have to do this to you. I'm not, but that felt like the kind of thing one should say.