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Same, if I am killed in a mass shooting I want you to send some of my ashes to every elected official who has ever offered "thoughts and prayers" and then done nothing to reduce the number of guns in this country. View quoted note →
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I just agreed to the Vatican's cookie policy, does this mean I took communion
EMAIL WRAPPED 2025 This year, you received too fucking much email! Number of emails that found you well: zero Number of emails that you printed, even though you didn't consider the environment: zero Number of times an "out of office" autoresponder was immediately followed by the person answering your email: all of the times Your favorite email was: none of them Next year, you are considering: are there any countries where email is illegal, and what are their immigration laws?