Can we please reclaim the ✨ emoji from the AI companies?

Okay, you're skeptical of AI, but hear me out, what if we produce an entire generation of students who are *all* the ones who did nothing in the group project?

I think that many of us are starved for participation in small-scale systems in which we interact with other humans, and are treated like humans in return

Started trying to debug the WiFi in the coffee shop but then decided I should probably just go somewhere else and do my real job

Scientists have discovered that it is possible to just do something, without making a podcast about it

The hardest problem in computer science is remembering where you put the correct USB cable

No, Teams, this is not good to know. I don't, in fact, know what this means. I don't, in further fact, want to know what this means. While we are on the subject of facts, it is a fact that nothing I have ever received on Teams has been "good to know"

While cleaning a storage room, our staff found this tape containing #UNIX v4 from Bell Labs, circa 1973 Apparently no other complete copies are known to exist:

UNIX Fourth Edition - Computer History Wiki

We have arranged to deliver it to the Computer History Museum #retrocomputing

I've seen authoritative responses you people wouldn't believe. SRV records on fire off the shoulder of ISC BIND. I watched CNAMEs glitter in the dark near the Default Gateway. All those zone files will be lost in time, like TXTs in rain. Time To Live expired.