Started trying to debug the WiFi in the coffee shop but then decided I should probably just go somewhere else and do my real job

Scientists have discovered that it is possible to just do something, without making a podcast about it

The hardest problem in computer science is remembering where you put the correct USB cable

No, Teams, this is not good to know. I don't, in fact, know what this means. I don't, in further fact, want to know what this means. While we are on the subject of facts, it is a fact that nothing I have ever received on Teams has been "good to know"

While cleaning a storage room, our staff found this tape containing #UNIX v4 from Bell Labs, circa 1973 Apparently no other complete copies are known to exist:

UNIX Fourth Edition - Computer History Wiki

We have arranged to deliver it to the Computer History Museum #retrocomputing

I've seen authoritative responses you people wouldn't believe. SRV records on fire off the shoulder of ISC BIND. I watched CNAMEs glitter in the dark near the Default Gateway. All those zone files will be lost in time, like TXTs in rain. Time To Live expired.

Still life with feline