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hungry elephant whispering to sleeping scientist:

I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak

Let the wild rumpus start

People are saying trump wouldn't put a ballroom in a house he was planning on leaving but tbh it could also increase the price when he goes to sell the place

being afraid to say "guillotines" online now & referring to them instead as "the tall French goodbye"

Sushi birds looking like they're making a Japanese version of "Grease"

you are small but you resist good luck my friends

I wanted to post a funny caption for this picture but I must be in some kind of mood right now because I'm finding it kind of moving

Save the planet. Ask me your stupid questions instead of ai and give me $10. I'll get it right 20-40% of the time and I require very little water