oh but I will

If you ask me how I'm doing I'm going to actually tell you how I'm doing so you don't make that mistake twice

so the Italian mafia has been diluting its country's extra virgin olive oil with cheaper stuff from Greece and the police task force assigned to investigate this travesty is called "Operation Mamma Mia" which I want to make fun of but actually love lol ♥️🫒

these looney-tunes-looking maniacs fighting on top of a bookshelf. this'll end well

my daughter's in France touring cathedrals and museums and such and this is the photo she sent today

before social media I had to order fajitas in restaurants to get attention

Revenge.

Paddington's in charge now 👑

now I'm not saying he's a liar

the antichrist calling himself Mr. Beast is why everyone should hire writers