I met Ray Bradbury when I was seven. He said I was a little weird and he told me to go out and get weirder.

when you're going for "cute" but can't hide the "stressed the fuck out" (photo from https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/kazj1z/i_am_so_pretty/?rdt=46512)

This should be a war crime (from @npub1l3tn...cal9)

the downside of a lab's loyalty is the pathological jealousy issues

my hips don't lie but my brain can be an outright crook

the instruction "leave meat to rest after cooking" was invented by pets to increase their chances

but what a night it must have been

ok but does this come in human sizes

Did you know that Christopher Robin (the real one) had the actual toys his namesake character plays with? They're displayed at the New York Public library, and they've made my day ❤️🧸

The devil went down to Georgia He was lookin' for some votes to steal