identifying WAY too closely with this piece of string 😄😢

A Play in Two Acts (lol)

biblically accurate cat

one time, a boyfriend and I were traveling down a darkened prairie highway and we could see, far down the road, a wounded goose struggling to fly. as we got closer it turned out to be a fast af basset hound, ears flapping, making her bold break for freedom. this is one of my favorite memories

dear god please let trump try to escape prosecution by fleeing the US in a yacht that is quickly met by 6-10 orcas who have just done cocaine

oh they're just screwing with us now

no I'm sry I can't fix that one it's a load-bearing anxiety

see now for me this clarifies nothing

Fox Mulder has joined the picket line. And he Believes

Inigo Montoya has joined the picket line 😊