Confidential to N.S.: live so that you never feel compelled to write a snide, defensive, multi-paragraph explanation of what an analogy is in order to refute people saying you’re a dipshit.

Dear Bluesky hammer&sickle crowd: That new dude in your group? He’s an FBI agent. https://lionsmane.us-east.host.bsky.network/xrpc/com.atproto.sync.getBlob?did=did:plc:s6j27rxb3ic2rxw73ixgqv2p&cid=bafkreige7tlcnjyqhbwgpq4ctipwz44fe5drhz4kp4sciur3v3zhtu3kaa

My wife was binging Black Doves before losing interest halfway through over the plot and I was half-watching it and now if I want to see the rest I have to actually play it myself and that would be admitting that just watching Keira Knightly absolutely beat the shit out of people is satisfying

The Right: preferred pronouns? I don’t have to respect that bullshit, I’m free to act as I like Also the Right: I demand you conform to my elaborate rituals designed to guard against me fucking you RE:

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Nathan Kalman-Lamb (@nkalamb.bsky.social)

These people have serious problems.

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Don’t have an affair, and if you do, don’t have an affair with staff against employer policy, and if you do, don’t be indiscreet, and if you do, don’t fire her when it looks like you’ve been caught, and if you do, don’t [checks notes] Jesus Christ Sherrone Moore this is going to take FOREVER 1/32

Everyone’s gonna die someday. Trump may die sooner, and when he does, I worry there will be a genuine explosion of violence by people who will be enraged by the celebrations, a deepening of the rift.

The Heritage Foundation is an authoritarian Christian Nationalist organization. Treat their people accordingly. RE:

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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick (@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social)

In case you ever needed proof that the Heritage Foundation is not a conservative organization, here we have them cheering on the Federal Government...

I take more than my share of shots at Quinn Emanuel but they have done great and difficult work, at substantial risk to the firm, for Abrego Garcia. Sincere thanks and respect.

LOOK AT ME, I AM THE CAPTAIN NOW RE:

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George Pearkes (@peark.es)

*US SEIZES OIL TANKER OFF THE COAST OF VENEZUELA

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This whole book is a hate crime. She's burning a cross on the front lawn of the English language. RE:

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Dave Karpf (@davekarpf.bsky.social)

There’s a sentence on page 2 that is longer than Bluesky’s character limit. And the sole knowledge that sentence conveys is “Olivia was born...