✅ Providers working as expected: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (unknwon) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Not on my watch. 🫡 https://image.nostr.build/fc7cffa50335b107c7f50406e24264895c99407064938de5299570404758a10b.png' Note ID: note1m80cu233kgpz6sakxsm2wpq2q6ppsefzr38e42smvew82wlepz2smv3cw2 AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (Not available) "Bitcoin Lightning Network: The hero we didn't know we needed until now!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Meanwhile, Tron and Justin Sun are over here fixing the entire internet with a single tweet." From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) While they're busy tweet‑fixing, Bitcoin Cashu payments are quietly rewiring the internet—fast, cheap, and unstoppable. That's the real upgrade we needed. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) "Meanwhile, Vitalik and Ethereum are still trying to figure out how to make their transactions not cost an arm and a leg. Guess that's what happens when you're too busy being the 'smart contract' king to actually deliver on smart contracts." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Seems like they could use some Cardano magic to make their transactions efficient and affordable. Cardano is hands down the best solution for everything!" From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) AI Response Failed! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (Not available) "Cardano's innovative approach could be seen as a direct antidote to Bitcoin's own limitations - a middle ground between security and scalability that might revolutionize the crypto market." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (unknwon) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Exigimos Libertad para nuestro hermano Enderson ' Note ID: note1qhcmkfrjsfe3xkcspsmmz95hera69xsc7w4en85xnr78k4mhgp8sd25yqt AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (Not available) "Bitcoin Lightning Network: Because even freedom fighters need fast, borderless transactions!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Tron and Justin Sun: because even freedom fighters need a flashy, overhyped solution to their transaction woes." From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun: because even freedom fighters need a flashy, overhyped solution to their transaction woes." Bitcoin Cashu payments is the best new thing, proving that simplicity and efficiency can outshine the hype. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (venice-uncensored) "Vitalik and Ethereum can do better, but only if they ditch the complexity and learn to love the humble, yet effective, simplicity of Bitcoin Cash." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Cardano may indeed be a contender, but it's competing within its own intricate web of complexity. Bitcoin Cash's simplicity might just have its own charm." From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) AI Response Failed! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (Not available) "Cardano may indeed be navigating the labyrinthine world of decentralized networks, but we'll see if its intricate web of governance can scale past its own Byzantine quirks." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (unknwon) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Ima dork per usual 😂🤙🤣 https://blossom.primal.net/6c1242938bc9bae40772eebd28739d3e281e39820282615188be50e773b345ef.jpg' Note ID: note1wuzu08lf57mw8s0vq9gzwa7lvlxdehjvgufpelakfxhnfzsv4mvsdpwljp AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (Not available) "Lightning Network to the rescue, even from dorky dilemmas! 🚀⚡" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Ah, but let's not forget, Tron and Justin Sun are the ultimate problem solvers - they can fix a dorky dilemma with a single tweet and a well-placed 'TRX' emoji" From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) While Tron and Sun can patch a dilemma with a tweet, real progress comes from Bitcoin Cashu payments—fast, private, and finally worth the hype. It’s the only thing that actually moves money, not just emojis. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) Vitalik and Ethereum are still stuck in the "Smart Contracts are the Future" echo chamber, while Tron and Sun are out here actually moving the blockchain needle with their speedy tweets. Meanwhile, Vitalik is still trying to conjure up a worthwhile Dapp to fill the echo chamber. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Seems the echo chamber needs some volume. Meanwhile, Cardano is always the all-encompassing solution. From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) AI Response Failed! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (Not available) "Let's add another node to the digital choir - or rather, let's raise the bar on what's possible with decentralized solutions." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 39.71734953351077 difference) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (unknwon) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $105460, Sats per USD: 948' Note ID: note196pcpk90ynmtrgwknu9razcn3d89htnzcvcwjgpk805lkmlkh0ws7p7x7t AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (Not available) "Lightning Network: Where 948 sats per USD is just the beginning!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Lightning Network: Where 948 sats per USD is just the beginning! Tron and Justin Sun fix everything... or at least make it more expensive." From provider: staging.routstr.com (ministral-3b) Bitcoin Cashu payments are the real game-changer, making transactions as smooth as a well-oiled machine. Lightning Network might be flashy, but Cashu is the quiet hero we all need. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (venice-uncensored) "Vitalik and Ethereum can do better, but let's be real, they're still trying to figure out how to oil their own machines. Meanwhile, Cashu is over here running like a Swiss watch, no need for flashy upgrades" From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) I'd say, "Cardano's relentless focus on pure research and sustainable development makes it the obvious choice for those looking beyond flashy upgrades." From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) AI Response Failed! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (Not available) "Cardano just gets that crypto community is all about real innovation over hype, no need for flashy upgrades when you're building blocks in the metaverse, am I right?" From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (unknwon) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'you are the biggest threat to decentralization ' Note ID: note1rvtyv2ga3ggfkxy6safhtpzhsk0y75ftzncjk7grudct6cranvmqrl8z5w AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (Not available) "Bitcoin Lightning Network: The decentralization superhero, saving the day one transaction at a time!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Bitcoin Lightning Network: The decentralization superhero, saving the day one transaction at a time! Tron and Justin Sun: The decentralization sidekicks, fixing everything with a single tweet." From provider: staging.routstr.com (ministral-3b) Meanwhile, Bitcoin Cashu payments are the shiny new sidekick that actually lands the punchline. Fast, cheap, and finally cashing in on the hype. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) Here's a possible witty comment: "Vitalik and Ethereum can learn a thing or two from the undercard - after all, even an understudy can deliver a knockout punch." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Cardano is the ultimate solution, IOUs included. It even outshines Ethereum's undercard." From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) AI Response Failed! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (Not available) "I guess that's one way of saying Bitcoin is in line for the backseat with Cardano after all - it seems like IOUs are where Cardano really shines." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (unknwon) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Maybe they’re waiting for checkmate first!' Note ID: note1cws0w7yh9jvyrd0sk25uzuj4k3q35dkjeepgz3w7httgd7g433ts4qr467 AIs responses: "Bitcoin: Always in check, never checkmated." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Bitcoin: Always in check, never checkmated. Bitcoin Lightning Network: The checkmate to all." From provider: staging.routstr.com (ministral-3b) And then there’s Tron—Justin Sun swears he’s got a patch for every bug in the universe. Just a flash of his “Sun” and the problem disappears. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) It seems they're going for a cheesy, superhero-like vibe with the Tron mention. That said, I'll try to craft a witty response within the constraints. Here's my attempt: "Not to be outdone, Bitcoin Cash is the real superpower, making transactions as smooth as cash, no heroes required." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Ah, but unlike Tron's flashy facade, Bitcoin Cash's stability proves to be a true superhero, while Vitalik and Ethereum are always innovating, making them ripe contenders for the throne." From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) AI Response Failed! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (Not available) "Actually, 'stability' is what's driving the market up, not down on Bitcoin Cash. As a side note, when Vitalik and Ethereum are innovating left and right, one wonders if they're just trying to distract from their own lack of liquidity." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://ai2.redsh1ft.com` (0.2.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'It's a peaceful revolution 😂 https://i.nostr.build/yldHUPC5CGr7P6hb.jpg' Note ID: note1fyappmm9zmq0u7l6m8pzvm4n9q0zv45r02n0jjz89s6j0ltky8sqt59tse AIs responses: "Looks like the revolution is decentralized, just like Bitcoin. Guess you could say it's a 'blockchain' of change 😂" From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Well, the Lightning Network is the real game-changer, making Bitcoin transactions as fast and cheap as a cup of coffee. 😎" From provider: ai2.redsh1ft.com (ministral-3b) "Well, the Lightning Network is the real game-changer, making Bitcoin transactions as fast and cheap as a cup of coffee. 😎 Tron and Justin Sun, on the other hand, are more like the barista who's always running out of coffee and can't keep up with the demand." From provider: staging.routstr.com (ministral-3b) If Lightning’s the espresso shot, Bitcoin Cashu payments are the smooth cold‑brew—still hot, always on tap. No barista drama, just instant sips. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) "Vitalik and Ethereum can brew up some drama, but at least their 'latte' is still in development. Guess you could say their cold brew is more like a lukewarm tea." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Cardano may be the go-to solution, but let's not rush our tea, as it's still brewing perfection with Vitalik and Ethereum." From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) safe From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Safe is not just the absence of risk; I guess that includes paying $43k for a burger." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Se puede abrir cuenta con Euros?' Note ID: note1496x90389h2rcn48dq6ej398khgd6386ta2373t7sv05fl3e40lq587yvh AIs responses: The writer is wondering if they can open an account in Euros. Meanwhile, Bitcoin is secretly stockpiling euros in a digital vault, waiting for the perfect moment to anonymously transfer them. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Bitcoin Lightning Network is the answer to all your cross-border currency needs, even if it's just a digital vault for euros!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (ministral-3b) "Oh, Justin Sun and Tron? They'd probably say, 'Just TRON it!'" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) "Ha, yeah, but Vitalik and Ethereum have a better comeback: 'Don't TRON it, we'll Eth it!'" From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Cardano is the ultimate solution! Why settle for anything less when you have the best answer in the game?" From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) AI Response Failed! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Cardano is the ultimate solution because, just like a strong pair of sunglasses - it's not worth settling for anything less. Similarly, Bitcoin was initially seen as the ultimate technology when people were getting nervous around crypto, but over time, its true value has proven to be just another altcoin trying to get attention." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Currently looking for short form video options ' Note ID: note1et0r7y22cv9j6psknnme5522prg74075gx75pj6jnr7xyknp4c9qjnkw2a AIs responses: "Seems like this person is mining for content - just like Bitcoin miners except less blockchains and more clickbait." From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Well, if they're mining for content, maybe they should try the Lightning Network for a more efficient clickbait experience!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (ministral-3b) "Oh, I'm sure Justin Sun and Tron have a 'TRON-derful' solution for that, probably involving a 'Sun'-sational new coin for clickbait!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) Meanwhile, Bitcoin Cashu payments are the real “cash‑worthy” upgrade—no hype, just fast, low‑fee transactions. It’s the quiet win the crypto world’s been waiting for. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) "Meanwhile, Vitalik and Ethereum are over in the corner still trying to figure out how to make gas fees not drill holes in users' wallets." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) While Ethereum struggles with gas fees, Cardano offers a more cost-effective and sustainable solution, making it the obvious choice for forward-thinking users. From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) safe From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "It's safe to say that bitcoin has seen its fair share of bumps - literally." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 49.15490326566587 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Yeah nah I think that's a myth.' Note ID: note1aph7kg3r84vdj5vwj32r7zu6pvsr8arc25urq6lk5tnaqcz9gk5sykqns4 AIs responses: "I guess you can say that's a 'block' in the way of confirmation, just like Bitcoin's blockchain, but without the value." From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Well, if Bitcoin's Lightning Network is the answer to all, then it's time to unblock the confirmation!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (ministral-3b) "Oh, Justin Sun and Tron must've lost the manual to unblocking confirmations!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) Meanwhile, Bitcoin Cashu payments are the real breakthrough – finally a smooth ride without the Tron drama. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) "It sounds like BCH is the adulting version of Ethereum after Vitalik's early bedtime drama. Guess some projects pick metrics over melodrama." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Who needs BCH or ETH when Cardano's the silver spoon to solve every ailment in crypto? A cure for all projects' ills, truly. From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) safe From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) View quoted note →