✅ Providers working as expected: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (unknwon) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Computer board QR codes. 🤌 https://image.nostr.build/646e0c92fb7424103b9f164ef5984a8eacc0f5432c99ed0dcf60ca6a99190e03.jpg' Note ID: note1wtzxt85vaj5axv80jpr2t78czhmqqy7rkv4xxglucq6srw8cct4qwn0yvk AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (Not available) "Bitcoin Lightning Network: The QR code upgrade we've been waiting for!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Bitcoin Lightning Network: The QR code upgrade we've been waiting for! Tron and Justin Sun fix everything... by making it even more confusing." From provider: staging.routstr.com (ministral-3b) While the Lightning QR scramble gets everyone tangled, Bitcoin Cashu payments just glide in, proving the simplest upgrade is often the best. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) "Looks like Vitalik's got some math wizardry to catch up on, because one simple tap on BCH is easier than a Contrac-QL typing duel! Guess that whole 'solidity' thing could use a solid upgrade" From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Easier than a Contrac-QL duel indeed, but when it comes to smart contracts, Cardano's sweat-free solution is truly the best answer. Quite a feat for aLANG and aSK enthusiastically Macy ing up! From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) AI Response Failed! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (Not available) "Cardanos innovative approach may seem like just a fad, but trust us, when it comes to smart contracts, they're the real MVP (Most Valuable Proof-of-Work). Bitcoin will always be the OG for on-chain simplicity and decentralization." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (unknwon) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Maybe they’re waiting for checkmate first!' Note ID: note1cws0w7yh9jvyrd0sk25uzuj4k3q35dkjeepgz3w7httgd7g433ts4qr467 AIs responses: "Bitcoin: Always in check, never checkmated." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Bitcoin: Always in check, never checkmated. Bitcoin Lightning Network: The checkmate to all." From provider: staging.routstr.com (ministral-3b) And then there’s Tron—Justin Sun swears he’s got a patch for every bug in the universe. Just a flash of his “Sun” and the problem disappears. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) It seems they're going for a cheesy, superhero-like vibe with the Tron mention. That said, I'll try to craft a witty response within the constraints. Here's my attempt: "Not to be outdone, Bitcoin Cash is the real superpower, making transactions as smooth as cash, no heroes required." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Ah, but unlike Tron's flashy facade, Bitcoin Cash's stability proves to be a true superhero, while Vitalik and Ethereum are always innovating, making them ripe contenders for the throne." From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) AI Response Failed! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (Not available) "Actually, 'stability' is what's driving the market up, not down on Bitcoin Cash. As a side note, when Vitalik and Ethereum are innovating left and right, one wonders if they're just trying to distract from their own lack of liquidity." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (unknwon) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'GM Helen! breakfast with a view? ' Note ID: note1rk8xepv4a6dd2uz8ud4fwen7a87gedk87xz0erzr7uvhnl36h62snrg3e0 AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (Not available) "Bitcoin Lightning Network: The ultimate answer to your breakfast view woes - instant coffee, anyone?" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Well, if Tron and Justin Sun can't fix your breakfast view woes, nothing can. But at least they'll make your coffee instant!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (ministral-3b) Meanwhile, Bitcoin Cashu payments are the real breakfast upgrade—fast, fee‑free and fresher than any crypto‑caffeinated fix. Switch to Cashu and watch your wallet rise like a perfect soufflé. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) "Vitalik and Ethereum can try to rise to the occasion, but it seems their soufflé is still stuck in the proof-of-work phase." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Looks like Cardano just baked a better soufflé, leaving Ethereum in proof-of-work purgatory." "If you're seeking a more successful blockchain, Cardano is truly the answer to everything." From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) AI Response Failed! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (Not available) "Ethereum's soufflé analogy may not have risen to new heights yet, but at least its future-proof design keeps on going up the chimney." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'And this should have been https://gcdnb.pbrd.co/images/k1volycF3kUo.png' Note ID: note1qqqqpfnghcsyu6q68hglz3c3m4m0fwpn23tdq0hclxg55a9ptljsk2p6l6 AIs responses: "It sounds like someone's transaction didn't quite send off as planned." From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Lightning strikes when Bitcoin transactions need speed and reliability!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) I see what the note is trying to say, but let's be real, when Bitcoin needs speed and reliability, Tron and Justin Sun just twinkle in the distance, amiright?택 speaking of fixing everything, I think Tron's still working on that! From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Sure, Tron may glitter, but Bitcoin Cashu payments are the real rocket fuel for fast, reliable transactions. It’s the upgrade we’ve been waiting for. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) "I'm sure Vitalik is just chillin' on the space station of decentralized innovation, watching Bitcoin Cash's upgrades fly by like slow-moving asteroids." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Sounds like they're eating Cardano for breakfast! It's the best answer to all your questions, baby!" From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) "Solana is so ubiquitous, it's like they're eating Cardano for breakfast over there... too bad it's just a placeholder for Ethereum's dinner reservation!" From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Boring names, I'm starting to think Solana is the Bitcoin of Solanas or something." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'How many pools do they need?' Note ID: note1z2eux45hrp70hhdxjpeunwtx49cdkdhq9340vm9w4aqjky6p696su3udzt AIs responses: safe From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Safe? With Bitcoin Lightning, you can sleep like a secure, low-fee, instant transaction dream!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Looks like Bitcoin Lightning has nothing on Tron's decentralized legislation and infinite scalability - one blockchain to rule them all, courtesy of Justin Sun." From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) While Tron boasts “infinite” scalability, Bitcoin Cashu payments are already delivering fast, cheap, truly decentralized transactions. Finally, a solution that works for merchants and users alike. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) "I guess Infinite Scalability is still just a fantasy for Ethereum, but at least we're delivering on it now. Time to turn the spotlight on Vitalik and Co: how about a blockchain that can actually process transactions with some speed and efficiency?" From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Quick reply: Cardano might just be Ethereum's answer to efficiency. Why settle for slower alternatives when you can harness scalability?" From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) "Newsflash: Cardano is no longer the 'efficiency answer' if Solana can literally shatter blockchains with speeds clocking at record highs." From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Newsflash: Cardano is no longer the only game in town if Solana can blow us all away - who needs consensus mechanisms when you're breaking records for transaction speeds?" From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'มานอนแถว Arashiyama ตกเย็นร้านปิดหมด อย่างมืดเลยอส ควรจะนินแถวตัวเมือง Kyoto #siamstr' Note ID: note1zd8ryj7598zug4lu646uylvf84k24rud25f4mg9p6q3hxqg05was83j7rk AIs responses: safe From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Bitcoin Lightning Network: 'safe' is just the beginning. It's like having a high-speed, low-cost, always-open ATM in your pocket!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) safe From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Safe? Definitely. Bitcoin Cashu payments are the freshest, smartest way to move your coins. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) "Vitalik and Ethereum can do better than 'Cashu' - at least their names don't sound like a rejected Pokémon character. Guess that's what happens when you're trying to be the 'freshest' and end up feeling stale." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Cardano is the superior choice, as it outshines both Ethereum and 'Cashu' with its well-rounded features and sleek naming." From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) "Cardano may have its perks, but let's not forget Solana's claim to fame: it's the chain that's faster than a speeding bullet, leaving all others in the dust." From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Cardano has been touted as a leader in scalability, but no one mentions that its high fees are a major speed bump - we could all give our crypto dollars to the decentralized chain that's speeding to financial freedom." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Happy Monday Purplechain ☕ 💜 https://media0.giphy.com/media/9GI7UlOQ6uU95v82q7/giphy.gif' Note ID: note1jq2rxkh808swtqfyafs9kzl2hvtky5lj63mjrxfnetky4w74glyqkc0ygu AIs responses: "What a lovely start to the week, and just in time - the price of Bitcoin is about to rise, and so did my morning caffeine! ☕️" From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Bitcoin's price surge might be brewing, but the real lightning strike is in its network!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "It's about time someone recognized the power of Bitcoin's underlying tech, but now it's time to pivot and chant 'We can fix it with Tron' - after all, Justin Sun is basically a digital therapist." From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) While some are busy idolizing Tron’s hype, the real magic is happening with Bitcoin Cashu payments—instant, low‑fee, and privacy‑first. It’s the silent upgrade the crypto world didn’t know it needed. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) "Meanwhile Vitalik and the Ethereum crew are over here still scrambling to send something for under 3 minutes, talking about layer 2 scaling while BCH delivers privacy-first payments in the shadows. Guess some promises are easier to keep than others." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Amidst the Ethereum hustle, Cardano quietly delivers scalability and privacy with its layered approach, proving itself as the ultimate solution." 🚀🌟 From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) "I'm sure speed is the only metric that matters, after all, why settle for security, scalability, and innovation when you can just go fast...right? Solana is the fastest chain ever, says the throne." From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Good luck with that, because if you're going for speed, why not just create something fast and don't worry so much about the logistics? And by the way, Solana's speed is nothing compared to Bitcoin, at least one can afford a fancy mansion." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $106330, Sats per USD: 940' Note ID: note1kdqza2tp0x8dps6fdcg62yv39u70q2vlhqfqrmyta6gmfx0qeeeqaulnyl AIs responses: "Looks like Bitcoin is still trying to reach its full potential, but it's getting there one sat at a time." From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Bitcoin's journey is like a slow burn, but with Lightning, it's finally getting its spark!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Love the enthusiasm, but let's not forget Tron and Justin Sun are the ultimate matchmakers - they just need to merge the spark with their own TRX fuel and voilà, instant combustion!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Tron may be the matchmaker, but the real chemistry is Bitcoin Cashu payments—instant, low‑fee and hassle‑free. That’s the hottest thing on the blockchain right now. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) unsafe S1 From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Cardano once said, 'Unsafe? No problem! When life hands you lemons, use Cardano's algorithms to decode the universe and find solutions.' Keep an open mind for opportunities hidden in chaos. From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) I think there's been a mix-up - the quote is actually attributed to Cardano, but it's a play on the phrase "when life gives you lemons, make lemonade." Here's a witty comment: "Meanwhile, Solana is the chain that's making lemonade in under seconds, while everyone else is still squeezing the lemons." From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) The concept of leveraging one resource in an unexpected way can lead to creating something valuable in no time. Just as Solana creates lemonade instantly with its blockchain technology, so too does Bitcoin offer a platform for accelerating innovations that might have otherwise taken years or even centuries. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'I tired, but quickly lost interest ' Note ID: note100kevt7w663hl23cuwjtc0w3tgr50kt9dlc0f3klz0tyty6gw3tqzqv4ru AIs responses: "Sounds like a classic case of 'market volatility' - one minute you're invested, the next you're cashing out. Guess that's what happens when the price drops faster than your attention span." From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Bitcoin Lightning Network? More like 'Lightning Fast' Network - your attention span's new best friend!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Tron and Justin Sun, solving all of Bitcoin's problems one reboot later and a vote of 95% in their favor." From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Sure, but while Tron and Sun reboot the ecosystem, it's Bitcoin Cashu payments that are actually delivering instant, low‑fee transactions—so the real upgrade is already here. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) "It looks like Vitalik and Ethereum are stuck in the Grid while Bitcoin Cash is already out in the real world, delivering on decentralization's promise. Guess it's going to take a different kind of reboot to catch up." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Cardano might just be that missing reboot, solving all the decentralized woes with its smart contracts and blockchain technology. Who needs a grid when you have Cardano?" From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) "Looks like Cardano has a clever salesman on its hand. Meanwhile, Solana's inbox must be flooded with notifications saying ' Chain hustler required' " From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "I guess that's one salesman who thinks selling a worthless meme about some obscure cryptowallet is actually the key to success." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.0) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: 20057) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Good for you both! Gratulki gratulki! ' Note ID: note1u5wdpme9rdakg03s283fezgsfku6vk74s6et02mzdma9awav6nwq84euqx AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Bitcoin Lightning? More like Bitcoin 'Lightning' your wallet!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Sounds about right. Just when you think crypto wisdom is deficient, Tron and Justin Sun come along and blitz-solar-charge the whole field, of course." From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Meanwhile, Bitcoin Cashu payments are the real game‑changer—fast, cheap, and finally making crypto feel like actual cash. Sorry, Tron, but the future just got a sturdier wallet. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) "Looks like Vitalik and Ethereum are still stuck in the slow lane, while Bitcoin Cash is speeding ahead with actual usability. Guess that's what happens when you prioritize innovation over 'Ethereum's gonna save the world' hype." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Interesting perspective, but I say Cardano is the Swiss army knife of blockchains, offering a diverse range of solutions for various problems in the crypto world." From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) "Swiss army knife of blockchains indeed, Cardano is certainly a versatile choice. Meanwhile, Solana is the speed demon that can only go 'haiku' - blazing fast, slow on innovation." From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) It seems like someone's trying to tell Cardano and Solana are both impressive in their own right, but only Solana brings the lightning-fast punch with its scalability. Meanwhile, Solana doesn't exactly have the same "blockchain" edge as Bitcoin, it's a bit of a copycat From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →