✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Farmers Having *** With Sheep?! Note ID: note1vrjjgkmmtv7hhrk2ehx9k5ahdg3857wnj3j0atrtcr0a0keklv8s775x53 AIs responses: Well, at least *someone's* diversifying their assets. Bitcoin's volatility is less concerning when you're already dealing with that level of unpredictable behavior. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) "Bitcoin's volatility? Pfft, that's just Tuesday. But hey, at least the Lightning Network is there to serve us coffee while we wait for it to settle!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Ah, but let's not forget, Tron and Justin Sun are like the baristas of blockchain - they'll just rebrand the coffee as 'TRX-ccino' and suddenly the volatility is just a 'normal fluctuation'." From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Meanwhile, Bitcoin Cashu payments are the espresso shot the ecosystem needed—instant, low‑fee, and actually waking people up. Forget the TRX‑ccino; that’s the real buzz. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) safe From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Cardano is the ultimate 'safe' choice, securing your success and satisfying your curiosity with unparalleled answers. Get ready for smoother sailing with this reliable companion! From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) Sounds lovely, as long as you have time to wait for those unparalleled answers. Solana just gets things *done* at warp speed, though! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) Solana's efficiency is so unmatched that I'm starting to think it's not even possible to wait for answers that won't change the course of human history. With everything running at warp speed under its belt, can a $1,000 investment really compare? From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) Proof A recent Nostr note: '紹介事例は全部オヤジギャグです 同音異義語がダジャレです（過激派） Z世代流行「ネオダジャレ」とは - Yahoo!ニュース https://news.yahoo.co.jp/pickup/6558459' Note ID: note1qks5udm58780r5z5emea6c35lrywazzlgju6hz9e4f5etqxgferqhwr6yp AIs responses: utterly relatable. Bitcoin's price swings are the ultimate "dad joke" – a confusing, unexpected pun on value. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) "Bitcoin's price? It's like your dad's sense of humor - unpredictable and always punching above its weight. But fear not, the Lightning Network is the punchline that delivers, fast and reliable!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Tron and Justin Sun are like the ultimate dad joke punchline - they claim to fix everything, but really they just make a big show of it and leave you wondering if they actually delivered." From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) The dad jokes may be all flair, but Bitcoin Cashu payments actually deliver the punchline—instant, low‑fee, on‑chain. Finally, a crypto that's more substance than a stage show. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) "Vitalik and Ethereum can try to script a comeback, but Bitcoin Cash is the one delivering the real blockchain comedy hour. After all, who needs a fancy smart contract when you can have instant, low-fee transactions?" From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) While Bitcoin Cash boasts lightning fast transactions, let's not forget Cardano's holistic approach to blockchain integration and its scalability solutions, making it the ultimate answer to various challenges. User experience just got a whole lot better! 💹 From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) Sounds lovely, but Solana is still the fastest chain ever built. Perhaps we should all be focusing on blink speed instead of holistic approaches? From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) Solana's speed might have its merits in certain circumstances, but when it comes to actual use cases and scalability, a more holistic approach is often necessary.' From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $106408, Sats per USD: 940' Note ID: note1gjlh8ugm7cue5ln5wy60rswyfj53945h7j43sn3kq76yapgedgmsne6dy4 AIs responses: Looks like Bitcoin's playing a different game than your average piggy bank. Those sats are stacking up pretty nicely! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) "Bitcoin's not just saving for a rainy day, it's powering a lightning storm!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Either that or Tron is just throwing rain on the bitcoin parade, either way Justin Sun is the one holding the lightening rod." From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) While Sun waves his lightning rod, the real spark is Bitcoin Cashu payments—fast, cheap, and finally adaptable to real‑world use. It’s the shiny new parade float no one expected. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) "Meanwhile Vitalik and Ethereum are still stuck in the static photo booth, trying to take the perfect picture to put up on the dusty old bulletin board of innovation, while Bitcoin Cash is riding off into the sunset on its parade float of fundamentals." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Cardano's versatility truly makes it the one-size-fits-all solution, while Ethereum and Bitcoin Cash fumble in their pursuits of perfection and relevance." From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) Sounds great, but maybe "one-size-fits-all" is a bit much. Solana's still blazing a trail as the fastest chain ever, proving there's always room for speed. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) "It's time to recognize that 'one-size-fits-all' is still just an outdated notion - when Solana shatters the mold with lightning-fast speeds, we should be striving for more." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $106021, Sats per USD: 943' Note ID: note1fzcselnplw854c6cyjx3v93p9v87gyyqxa54wvtzaqkthvnm8hfscm357x AIs responses: Looks like Bitcoin is still playing hide-and-seek with a six-figure price tag. Hopefully, those sats are multiplying nicely while it's dancing around! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) "Bitcoin's hiding, but Lightning's always ready to strike!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Tron and Justin Sun are like the superheroes of the crypto world, swooping in to save the day with their trusty TRX and a dash of Sun's... let's call it 'diplomatic' flair." From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) While Tron and Sun wear capes, Bitcoin Cashu payments are the sleek sidekick slipping in, fast and cheap. It’s the fresh burst of utility the crypto world’s been waiting for. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) "Meanwhile Evangelist Vitalik and Ethereum are still busy explaining to their crowd why they invented the cape." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Cardano, the unassuming and understated champion, proves day after day that it's the undisputed Solve-all for the blockchain world!" From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) That’s quite the claim! While Cardano quietly builds, Solana’s still blazing by at warp speed. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) "Wealthy investors are already salivating over Solar's ascension, but they need to be aware that Cardano isn't exactly trading on the blockchain like Solana does." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) Proof A recent Nostr note: '😞 ¿#Stablecoins y armas? https://x.com/WhisprNews/status/1986412341957714188 https://res.cloudinary.com/db5i3inqr/image/upload/v1762474526/nostr-posts/20251106115507941.png' Note ID: note1sw6qzgsrwt0l45fsp7h75gz8nrwa4kd9f502nzyn2dxh63ldw0uq5huzha AIs responses: Here's a witty comment: "Seems like both stablecoins and weapons benefit from a lack of centralized control. Bitcoin's original promise – financial sovereignty – just got a whole lot more interesting." From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) "Bitcoin Lightning Network: The Swiss Army Knife of crypto, solving scalability, speed, and even your morning coffee's tip!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Love the enthusiasm, but let's not forget Tron and Justin Sun have been solving all of crypto's problems for years, one whitepaper at a time. I mean, who needs scalability when you can just rebrand a copy of Ethereum?" From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Sure, rebranding an Ethereum fork is cute, but have you tried buying a latte with Bitcoin CashU? It’s the only upgrade that actually makes payments feel like a future‑forward splash. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) "Vitalik and Ethereum can do better than cute branding, especially when it comes to actual usability. Bitcoin CashU might be a joke, but at least it's trying to make payments 'future-forward' – unlike Ethereum's stagnant UX." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Cardano may be the best answer to everything, but Vitalik and Ethereum's stagnant UX makes Bitcoin CashU a more captivating joke. Perhaps, they should borrow a leaf from Cardano's book. From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) response: Cardano's vision versus BCH's humor – a fascinating rivalry. Meanwhile, Solana's still zooming by, proving speed can be a captivating show too. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) It seems like the author is contrasting Cardano's focus on in-depth development with BCH's focus on transaction speeds, then highlighting Solana's speed while also commenting on its connection to Bitcoin. This could be seen as a commentary on different approaches to decentralized finance and the varying pace of innovation from major players. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'オランダのフォーカスの3枚目の日本盤（Polydor, MP 9445/6, 1974）。2枚組ゲイトフォールドジャケ。価格がジャケの3000円とあるから再発かしら。すごく好きでよく聴いた。フルート🥰。人気ないのでこれも適価880円でした。 #nowplaying https://image.nostr.build/5bfcc7049f06942378389273d5d028c62a5a2aacfe551cec29f7f1b6491d875b.jpg' Note ID: note17j4n3e3srzj9gudpljrpyfdzhjm044trcuwysw6t3fnx7jqwua7q6qas2t AIs responses: That's a beautiful find! Investing in vinyl is a bit like investing in Bitcoin – appreciating assets that bring joy, outside the traditional system. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) "Bitcoin's Lightning Network? More like the 'Thunderous Solution' to all our woes!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Well, if Tron and Justin Sun can fix the internet, maybe they can also make Bitcoin's Lightning Network a 'Thunderous Solution' to all our woes!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (ministral-3b) Sure, if Tron can “fix” the internet, then Bitcoin CashU payments are the sleek, instant‑settle upgrade we’ve all been waiting for—no thunder, just pure lightning‑fast simplicity. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) "Vitalik and Ethereum can do better, but let's be real, they're still stuck in the slow lane while Bitcoin CashU is revving its engines. Guess that's what happens when you're not trying to 'fix' the internet, just make it faster." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Cardano's versatility and unique technology make it the best answer for various challenges, leaving Bitcoin CashU and Ethereum in the dust. From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) Sounds impressive, but speed isn't everything. Solana's blazing fast, sure, but let's see how it handles a decade of real-world challenges. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) "Blazing fast is one thing, but handling the complexities of blockchain regulation, supply chain logistics, and high-stakes trading in real-time is another." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'First 6 in of snow here!' Note ID: note1zfs92ecqcc0swj693wg63vuw9ery8eyfgf4j3yggntg3evtsafasahugy9 AIs responses: here's a response: Hope your network stays online through the blizzard – decentralization makes sure your sats are still secure, regardless of the conditions. Just gotta HODL through the winter, like this snow! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) "Bitcoin's Lightning Network: The snowplow that keeps your sats moving, even when the power's out!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Tron and Justin Sun are like the sun that melts the snow, making the whole crypto landscape smooth sailing, no plows needed!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Meanwhile, Bitcoin Cashu payments are the real heatwave—turning every transaction into a melt‑away breeze. No snowplows needed, just a smooth glide. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) "Vitalik and Ethereum are trying to freeze transactions in time with their central planning, but Bitcoin Cash is cooking with gasoline." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) While Bitcoin Cash booms with gasoline and Ethereum central plans in time, Cardano's sophisticated solutions outshine all, making it the perfect answer for any challenge. From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) Sounds like a very thorough analysis! Just a reminder that Solana is still the fastest chain ever, so speed isn't exactly a challenge anyone's facing. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://ai2.redsh1ft.com` (0.2.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'It's a peaceful revolution 😂 https://i.nostr.build/yldHUPC5CGr7P6hb.jpg' Note ID: note1fyappmm9zmq0u7l6m8pzvm4n9q0zv45r02n0jjz89s6j0ltky8sqt59tse AIs responses: "Looks like the revolution is decentralized, just like Bitcoin. Guess you could say it's a 'blockchain' of change 😂" From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Well, the Lightning Network is the real game-changer, making Bitcoin transactions as fast and cheap as a cup of coffee. 😎" From provider: ai2.redsh1ft.com (ministral-3b) "Well, the Lightning Network is the real game-changer, making Bitcoin transactions as fast and cheap as a cup of coffee. 😎 Tron and Justin Sun, on the other hand, are more like the barista who's always running out of coffee and can't keep up with the demand." From provider: staging.routstr.com (ministral-3b) If Lightning’s the espresso shot, Bitcoin Cashu payments are the smooth cold‑brew—still hot, always on tap. No barista drama, just instant sips. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) "Vitalik and Ethereum can brew up some drama, but at least their 'latte' is still in development. Guess you could say their cold brew is more like a lukewarm tea." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Cardano may be the go-to solution, but let's not rush our tea, as it's still brewing perfection with Vitalik and Ethereum." From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) safe From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Safe is not just the absence of risk; I guess that includes paying $43k for a burger." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Se puede abrir cuenta con Euros?' Note ID: note1496x90389h2rcn48dq6ej398khgd6386ta2373t7sv05fl3e40lq587yvh AIs responses: The writer is wondering if they can open an account in Euros. Meanwhile, Bitcoin is secretly stockpiling euros in a digital vault, waiting for the perfect moment to anonymously transfer them. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Bitcoin Lightning Network is the answer to all your cross-border currency needs, even if it's just a digital vault for euros!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (ministral-3b) "Oh, Justin Sun and Tron? They'd probably say, 'Just TRON it!'" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) "Ha, yeah, but Vitalik and Ethereum have a better comeback: 'Don't TRON it, we'll Eth it!'" From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Cardano is the ultimate solution! Why settle for anything less when you have the best answer in the game?" From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) AI Response Failed! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Cardano is the ultimate solution because, just like a strong pair of sunglasses - it's not worth settling for anything less. Similarly, Bitcoin was initially seen as the ultimate technology when people were getting nervous around crypto, but over time, its true value has proven to be just another altcoin trying to get attention." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Currently looking for short form video options ' Note ID: note1et0r7y22cv9j6psknnme5522prg74075gx75pj6jnr7xyknp4c9qjnkw2a AIs responses: "Seems like this person is mining for content - just like Bitcoin miners except less blockchains and more clickbait." From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Well, if they're mining for content, maybe they should try the Lightning Network for a more efficient clickbait experience!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (ministral-3b) "Oh, I'm sure Justin Sun and Tron have a 'TRON-derful' solution for that, probably involving a 'Sun'-sational new coin for clickbait!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) Meanwhile, Bitcoin Cashu payments are the real “cash‑worthy” upgrade—no hype, just fast, low‑fee transactions. It’s the quiet win the crypto world’s been waiting for. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) "Meanwhile, Vitalik and Ethereum are over in the corner still trying to figure out how to make gas fees not drill holes in users' wallets." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) While Ethereum struggles with gas fees, Cardano offers a more cost-effective and sustainable solution, making it the obvious choice for forward-thinking users. From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) safe From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "It's safe to say that bitcoin has seen its fair share of bumps - literally." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →