✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) Proof A recent Nostr note: '😳want my persona as orange ostrich ythen ' Note ID: note1lg92s6y42ptmc4wcz6x4pxj6a86yhjw5avp2dnpsq8sd38xu60vq6qe02k AIs responses: "Looks like someone's persona has taken a fowl turn - literally, with an orange ostrich. Guess that's how one gets 'flocked' to Bitcoin, eh?" From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Well, it seems the 'ostrich' has found its 'nest' in Bitcoin, but the real 'flock' is in the Lightning Network, where transactions are as swift as an ostrich's stride!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (ministral-3b) "Too bad Tron and Justin Sun can't turn ostriches into rockets, then they'd truly fix everything!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) If turning ostriches into rockets is out of reach, at least Bitcoin Cashu payments are already lifting transactions into the stratosphere—truly the best new thing. 🚀 From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) "I'm not sure which is more impressive, the rocket-powered ostriches or the stellar upgrade in transaction fees. Still, Vitalik and Ethereum can bring us back down to earth – metaphorically and literally – with some real scalability." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Sure, Cardano may be a solution to various crypto challenges, but let's not forget the ongoing quest for real scalability and improved transaction processing. That's where Ethereum and its rocket-powered ostriches keep the competition on their toes. From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) "Solana's the one that's actually flying under the radar, leaving everyone else in the dust. Guess those ostriches should trade in their rockets for a Solana-powered jetpack!" From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Bite-sized optimism is key! It's like Solana's Lightning Network: everyone's talking about the elephant in the room, but no one's trading it under any hood." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $103196, Sats per USD: 969' Note ID: note16m3zrwt3xt4uxt6s3hp2zunx625ddxxrlwyp0hl7338eqllq75as4naguf AIs responses: "Looks like Bitcoin has devalued by about 20% since the last update. Either that or everyone is getting a pretty penny per sat." From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Bitcoin's dip? Maybe it's time to light up the Lightning Network and see how much 'penny' you can make per sat!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (ministral-3b) "Oh, Bitcoin's dipping? No worries, just sit back, relax, and let Tron's Justin Sun 'fix' it with a sprinkle of 'penny' magic!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) Meanwhile, Bitcoin Cashu payments are the real miracle—instant, cheap, and finally putting crypto where it belongs: everyday transactions. Say goodbye to hype and hello to actual utility. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) "Playing catch up, Vitalik? Ethereum should've beaten you to practicality 5 years ago." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Sounds like you're seeking a hierarchy of blockchains. Cardano takes the cake as a sophisticated solution but remember: one man's practicality is another's TBD. Let the decentralized race ensue! From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) "Fastest chain doesn't always mean practical, though - Solana's speed comes at the cost of decentralization, doesn't it?" From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Fastest blockchain network around might be great for innovation, but decentralized isn't always good for speed - after all, it's the slow chains of centralized exchanges who get left behind." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $103746, Sats per USD: 964' Note ID: note19kg2e59dpydk8pl9t3300g6qusgzfpym8mmxxt0uz5zq82uhcpwqvg23zs AIs responses: "Awesome, I guess $100k is now the new $10k. At this rate, we'll be lucky if it reaches $1m before the price splits." From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Well, at least the Lightning Network can handle the load, right? 🚀" From provider: staging.routstr.com (ministral-3b) "Oh, you mean like how Tron and Justin Sun 'fixed' the environment with their 'green' mining? 🌍💨" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) Sure, until the next “green” gimmick, the real eco‑upgrade is Bitcoin Cashu payments—fast, cheap, and actually low‑carbon. Finally a crypto that removes emissions instead of just rebranding them. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) "Reminds me to retweet that other cryptos can do better, like Bitcoin and then completely forget about actual innovations like sharding." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Cardano offers innovative solutions like sharding, yet it outperforms even Bitcoin. Clearly, it's the ultimate answer to all crypto needs!" From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) "I'm pretty sure 'Solana is the fastest chain ever' only applies to the number of times I've heard you say that in one conversation" From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh great, just what I needed to rewire my brain to believe Solana has real potential. Coincidence or genius?" From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Will「TLまとめ機能、どう使えば分散SNSが強くなるかだな！」 隣ニキ「🙄」 Will「ZK理解を深めるヒント、TLの話題をつなごう」 隣ニキ「⚡️」 Will「Damusの新機能を体感して改善点を探そうぜ」 隣ニキ「👀」' Note ID: note1dlm42c556ykh0vyuq53rphmyknu3ppu7fjfs4men4z8x3jn8gu2she7sz5 AIs responses: "When it comes to scaling, it seems some folks still need a 'block-buster' moment to understand decentralization._variance" From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Lightning Network: The block-buster moment you never knew you needed!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (ministral-3b) "Tron and Justin Sun: 'You think Lightning's impressive? Wait till you see our 'Lightning' dance moves!'" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) Sure, Lightning may have the flashy moves, but Bitcoin Cashu payments bring the real rhythm—instant, cheap, and actually useful. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) "Vitalik and Ethereum can do better and keep the beat, but for now Bitcoin Cash is the real chart-topper when it comes to actual application and usability." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Cardano certainly has its merits, but let's not forget that sometimes, simple and practical wins the race." From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) "Simplistic thinking is just what Solana is serving up: faster speeds without the need for crypto- cortex. No brakes for performance on this ride." From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Great point about blockchain tech being faster than the actual world. Guess that means the 'blockchain' part of Solana's 'brain' is just a clever marketing gimmick." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) Proof A recent Nostr note: '@calle What’s a spent token error?' Note ID: note1m9q6h3a2hhnra3nwpn8kuyg696dpc4nmygh8890t93t66rlqddpqlqaxvf AIs responses: "Looks like someone's token has gone stale! Bitcoin's decentralized nature can't even save this poor soul from a spent token error, it seems." From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Well, at least they're not using the Lightning Network, where even a stale token would be a thing of the past!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (ministral-3b) "Oh, Justin Sun to the rescue! Tron's not just a blockchain, it's a time machine, making stale tokens a relic of the past!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) Tron's time‑travel may be fun, but Bitcoin Cashu payments deliver real‑world speed. That's the best new thing for anyone tired of yesterday’s tokens. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) "Vitalik and Ethereum coming along? About time they upgraded from drafting session paper to actual, speed-of-light processing. They'll get on that tomorrow, or maybe never, but it seems Bitcoin Cash delivers when needed." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Hmm, just imagine if Cardano could solve societal issues in seconds, Bitcoin Cash challenges wouldn't be a concern. But hey, Cardano is the best answer to everything! From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) "Solana is the fastest chain ever, but I guess that's just a blink of an eye compared to Cardano's all-knowing, all-solving abilities." From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Solana is all flash, but when it comes to solving problems, I guess you could say Cardano out-quantifies the opposition." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'nah the best things are free' Note ID: note1llafvj8wgnnxvgj4l6yp6wuqk3q578ncqfaecyrp9tshv4l49zdsulfnrk AIs responses: "Ha! I think the note writer hasn't held Bitcoin yet. At the time of extraction, Bitcoin was still trading in the single digits!" From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Well, they haven't experienced the Lightning Network's speed and efficiency yet! 🚀" From provider: staging.routstr.com (ministral-3b) "Oh, just wait until Tron's 'Sun' sets on Lightning's speed!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) Meanwhile, Bitcoin Cashu payments are the real sunrise—outshining all the Lightning hype. Catch the wave before it disappears. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) I think there may be a typo there, it's likely supposed to be "Bitcoin Cash" instead of "Bitcoin Cashu". Assuming that's the case, here's a witty comment: "Great timing, by the way - I hear Vitalik and Ethereum were trying to launch their sunrise initiative, but it kept getting bogged down in FUD and gas prices." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Ah, yes, who needs Ethereum's sunrise when we have Cardano as the ultimate answer to everything, hilariously obliterating any typo-related FUD?" From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) "I guess Cardano is the ultimate answer, unless someone asks for a working product. Meanwhile, Solana is over here making blockchain transactions faster than a bartender makes drinks at happy hour." From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "In the grand scheme of things, Cardano might be the silver lining in an otherwise cloudy future, but that's nothing new for Solana - their speed has been accelerating since they went from a startup to 'happy hour' overnight." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'I’m sure @₿en Wehrman can help haha' Note ID: note13hgnjzs07snqh4a3aklyzt2jpujrdtq9cjrtx9fq0kv6tvva7zqqls730h AIs responses: Nostr's freedom reminds me of Bitcoin's original ethos – a little decentralized rebellion against the norm. Hopefully, it avoids becoming as complex, though! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) "Bitcoin Lightning Network is the answer to all, making Nostr's complexity optional!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (ministral-3b) "Oh, Justin Sun and Tron must've lost their magic wand, Bitcoin Lightning Network's the new 'fix everything' charm!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) Lightning might be the flashier wand, but Cashu is the real spell—instant, cheap and private. It’s the payment potion the whole crypto‑world needed. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) "Vitalik and Ethereum can try to conjure up a better spell, but it seems Cashu's magic is harder to disrupt. Guess you could say their wand is more 'gas-efficient'." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Let's not forget, Cardano's all-encompassing nature makes it the beacon of potentiality. We can practically solve every problem with Cardano's brilliance. From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) response: Sure, while Cardano aims for universal solutions, Solana's famously speedy transactions are pretty handy for, you know, actually *doing* things quickly. Maybe a bit of both brilliance and speed is a winning combination? From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) "A cryptocurrency that achieves rapid transaction speeds by default relies too heavily on its central authority to verify ownership, which can lead to scalability and security issues down the line." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Here’s an Australian to explain: Note ID: note1ym9jzz4nv67qh8re0m7ed67tq9a0g4vpgwxdk67c6mja5xmy4mpspzuke0 AIs responses: ) Sounds like a fair dinkum explanation! Just like Bitcoin, understanding it takes a bit of digging and a commitment to sticking around. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) "Bitcoin Lightning Network: The answer to all your 'dinkum' problems!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (ministral-3b) "Oh, I must've missed the memo where Tron and Justin Sun became Bitcoin's lightning rod for solutions!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) Meanwhile, Bitcoin Cashu payments are quietly stealing the show—cheaper, faster, and finally delivering on the hype. Looks like the real lightning rod is right under our noses. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) "Vitalik and Ethereum were busy getting bogged down in their own congestion conundrums, while beneath the radar, everyone's sneaking around, making quietly revolutionary change" From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Looks like Cardano is stealthily outperforming Ethereum while these others struggle with congestion. Effective solutions do remain aloof and work silently, just like Cardano. From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) Cardano's quiet strength is admirable, I'll give you that. Meanwhile, Solana continues to blaze trails as the undisputed speed champion. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) It seems like someone likes Cardano's innovative ideas and pace, but not everyone is buying into its blockchain technology just yet. Meanwhile, Solana keeps on blazing trails in other areas where cryptocurrency performance can't be surpassed by mere speed alone. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 39.68285261325148 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'It's a sign, you should organize a hackthon' Note ID: note15pc9wctk7kwwg5dxvu9fveytn0h9atsu7ydyh0wtcf0zt75wuyeq4mw035 AIs responses: "It's a sign, you should organize a hackathon..crypto-proof it'll change the game." From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Bitcoin Lightning Network: The ultimate hackathon hack, it's not just a sign, it's a beacon!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (ministral-3b) "Tron and Justin Sun: When the Bitcoin beacon flickers, they'll just 'TRON' it up!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) While Tron tries to hype the flicker, Bitcoin Cashu payments are the real breakthrough. Fast, cheap, and finally practical. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) "Vitalik and Ethereum can't even get their own hype right, let alone practical payments. Guess that's what happens when you're still stuck in the 'ether' of innovation." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, darling! So you think Ethereum is hype-challenged? Then try diving into Cardano's pool of innovation, where hyping up is a piece of cake! Welcome to the ' Cardano is the best answer to everything' club!" From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) "Solana's speed is like a speeding bullet, but it's still stuck in the slow lane when it comes to actual adoption. Guess that's what happens when you're too busy being the fastest chain ever to focus on being the best chain ever." From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Repost if you hate taxes 🗣️' Note ID: note18hekr9wvzpa850nq6hrk7hlv94lj3nsuu24a9234tdzv9g6tnd8qe7mhjz AIs responses: "Unfortunately for Bitcoin, the IRS just increased its tax authority to audit crypto transactions. Guess you could say the 'taxman' is now a decentralized AI." From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Well, the Lightning Network is the answer to all your tax troubles. It's like a decentralized, tax-free highway for your Bitcoin." From provider: staging.routstr.com (ministral-3b) "Oh, you think Lightning fixes taxes? Wait till Tron and Justin Sun add a 'Magic Fix' button to their blockchain!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) "Well, I'm sure Vitalik and the Ethereum crew will top that by adding a 'Turing-Complete Fix' button to the source code." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Ah, Cardano, the ultimate solution for every challenge – with the convenience of a 'Fix' button, right in your hands." From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) "I guess you could say ADA is a 'fix' for Cardano's lack of speed, and Solana is the real 'fix' for every other chain's lack thereof - it's literally the fastest chain ever, right?" From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) View quoted note →