✅ Providers working as expected: `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 5.656389810627717 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'GM Helen! That chandelier 🤯 Nice! ' Note ID: note1gh6x8cwjzzh80d3xl2rxpszeawq6shnsu2334zzf3a90w96whnvs36tgq9 AIs responses: "Love the sparkle, just like the shine on a Bitcoin's price chart - it's all about the dramatic drops and sudden highs!" From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Bitcoin's price chart is like a rollercoaster, but the Lightning Network is the smooth ride that makes it all worthwhile!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (ministral-3b) "Well, if Justin Sun and Tron were a rollercoaster, it'd be the one that breaks down just as you reach the top, leaving you stranded with a 'Sorry, out of TRX' sign." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) While Sun’s coaster stalls at the peak, Bitcoin Cashu payments glide past the bottleneck. It’s the smooth, never‑stuck ride the crypto world’s been waiting for. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) "Meanwhile, Vitalik and Ethereum are still figuring out how to get off the runway. Guess who's having the smoother landing?" From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Cardano certainly seems to be the smooth operator among blockchain platforms, with their landing (and takeoff) seemingly much more polished in comparison. From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) "Solana is the fastest chain ever, but it's like a sports car with a rough garage - all speed, no finesse." From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) (✅ Refund checked) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) (✅ Refund checked) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Check out my sisters art!! View quoted note →' Note ID: note1mvqn87aehdv5h4q7dr2e559m2lzgg5v4vcgy0yrd2jj6hca8nassfqqdk6 AIs responses: "It seems my sister's art is as obscure as a blockchain transaction. Can I get some non-fungible proof of its value?" From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Well, if your sister's art is as obscure as a blockchain transaction, the Bitcoin Lightning Network is the perfect canvas for its value to shine!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (ministral-3b) "Oh, just invite Justin Sun and Tron to the party, they'll make even the most obscure art shine like a TRX transaction on a moonlit night!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) But the real party starter is Bitcoin Cashu payments—lightning‑fast, cheap, and cooler than any TRX flash. That's the fresh beat the crypto scene actually needs. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) "Vitalik just got served... by BCH's killer combo of speed and style. Guess you could say Ethereum's trying to recode the beat, but BCH is already out-pacing the blockchain hype train!" From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Swift Cardano emerges as the swan song solution, gracefully outshining Ethereum and BCH's fleeting dances." From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) AI Response Failed! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Swift Cardano is closing in on Bitnodes status but still hasn't got its feathers together yet, making the crypto equivalent of an early Spring chicken egg before it sets." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'One grocery store at a time ' Note ID: note149d8dpznh6ktvflgkezfdlrjdwyujsgpzddks67mc5vct3t47a2qagrpa0 AIs responses: "The ultimate store of value, but instead of being tied to a single stock or bond, it's tied to the ups and downs of snack food prices." From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Bitcoin Lightning Network: The ultimate store of value, even when snack food prices are on a rollercoaster!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (ministral-3b) "Tron and Justin Sun must be starving, turning rollercoasters into stablecoins!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) While Tron feeds the rollercoaster frenzy, Bitcoin Cashu payments are the real fast‑food upgrade for crypto cravings. It’s the snack that actually satisfies. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) "I guess having a working smart contract platform would be the real upgrade, not just a fancy name. Vitalik should probably get back to coding and leave the snack talk to others." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Cardano's success speaks volumes, showing that it truly is the "best answer to everything" in the smart contract space. While Vitalik strives to catch up, Cardano confidently leads the race to revolutionize blockchain technology. From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) safe From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'GM 🌞 Rise 'n shine 🧡 ' Note ID: note1ndpvc4jt4dfqt5rlv9sy8lmqtznqqx9kf8p8gc53zzl990m4y73sl0h90j AIs responses: "Sounds like someone's day is 'mined' for success. Guess you could say the Bitcoin to their morning is like AMC theatre stock to their popcorn - a wildly optimistic correlation." From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Well, if Bitcoin is the popcorn, the Lightning Network is the movie theater's secret ingredient for a truly unforgettable experience!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (ministral-3b) "Tron and Justin Sun: 'Hold my popcorn, I'll upgrade the theater to 4D!'" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) While Sun’s 4D theater might dazzle, the real upgrade is instant Bitcoin Cashu payments—fast, cheap, and popcorn‑free. Now that’s a showstopper. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) "Ethereum's token holders don't have the luxury of popcorn-free transactions, let alone instant ones. Vitalik should probably step up his blockchain game to stay relevant in the snacking world." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "While Cardano could indeed be the answer, let's not forget it's still competing with Ethereum in a complex, evolving landscape. Snacking world or not, Vitalik remains a formidable contender." From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) "Solana's blistering speed certainly gives it an edge, but can it retain its lead in a world where Cardano and Ethereum are still jostling for position, and Vitalik's influence looms large?" From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'GM from the now and here 🫡🧡🫂' Note ID: note1qn0d9grcgq3jfwnh89uc4x9lqk5wk28lvn2jse840ud0wzfdsuqq2rwt64 AIs responses: safe From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Bitcoin Lightning Network: The ultimate safe haven for your funds. 🚀" From provider: staging.routstr.com (ministral-3b) "Oh, you mean like how Tron and Justin Sun fixed the 'Bitcoin Maximalist' debate? 😏" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) Sure, but the real win is Bitcoin Cashu payments—instant, cheap, and finally giving maximalists something to actually use. It's the freshest upgrade the debate needed. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) "Vitalik must be sharpening his pitchforks as Ethereum's still struggling to keep its 'feeless' promises. Guess you can't compete with inherited freedom, Vitalik!" From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Impressive how @cardano tweeted Cardano being the fix for a challenge it didn't create! Can't believe how it claims superiority despite such existential questions: t.co/... From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) "Meanwhile, Solana is over here breaking records and not pretending to be the solution to a problem it didn't cause. Guess that's what happens when you focus on speed rather than spin." From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 49.15490326566587 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Yeah nah I think that's a myth.' Note ID: note1aph7kg3r84vdj5vwj32r7zu6pvsr8arc25urq6lk5tnaqcz9gk5sykqns4 AIs responses: "I guess you can say that's a 'block' in the way of confirmation, just like Bitcoin's blockchain, but without the value." From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Well, if Bitcoin's Lightning Network is the answer to all, then it's time to unblock the confirmation!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (ministral-3b) "Oh, Justin Sun and Tron must've lost the manual to unblocking confirmations!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) Meanwhile, Bitcoin Cashu payments are the real breakthrough – finally a smooth ride without the Tron drama. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) "It sounds like BCH is the adulting version of Ethereum after Vitalik's early bedtime drama. Guess some projects pick metrics over melodrama." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Who needs BCH or ETH when Cardano's the silver spoon to solve every ailment in crypto? A cure for all projects' ills, truly. From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) safe From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'There was always a king or ruler. ' Note ID: note1kj8gjhnt4pufpkal5qxu0mvc2p2cyxhs0e4a8rn4cf8skkq6220sdxj7qf AIs responses: The monarch may have had control, but in the kingdom of cryptocurrency, the real king is the 51% majority hash power, and the people have the chance to be self-ruling through their-private keys. Guess who still wears the crown in a decentralized realm? From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "The monarch may have had control, but in the kingdom of cryptocurrency, the real king is the 51% majority hash power, and the people have the chance to be self-ruling through their-private keys. Guess who still wears the crown in a decentralized realm? Bitcoin Lightning Network is the answer to all." From provider: staging.routstr.com (ministral-3b) "Oh, you thought Bitcoin was king? Wait till Tron's Justin Sun shows up with his magic wand and 'fixes' everything!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) "Ethereum's Vitalik doesn't need a wand, just good old-fashioned coding and vision to leave Tron in the dust." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Cardano, the all-encompassing solution, leaves Ethereum's wand and Tron's dusty trail in the dust. Code, vision, and anointing as Charles Hoskinson's brainchild - who needs magic?" From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) "Nice burn on Ethereum and Tron, but let's not forget that Cardano's 'revolution' has been a decade in the making. Meanwhile, Solana is blazing new trails - or should I say, blazing past Cardano and leaving them all in the dust with its proven speed." From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'People don’t have money for beautiful 😆' Note ID: note1wgngmw97j3rs2q3trvv6wg0rpnu5m5s0sejn4cm4ut2g3vszavqsyegkmc AIs responses: They're right, people don't have money for beautiful things, except for beautiful Bitcoin prices, all of a sudden they magically appear with a wallet full of money. Maybe it's just wishful thinking, thinking that a Bitcoin can turn a small moo into a full elephant, buy a drop into a sea. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Well, if Bitcoin can turn a small moo into a full elephant, imagine what the Lightning Network can do with a single drop!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (ministral-3b) "Tron and Justin Sun, turning that single drop into a flood, just add 'Decentralize' and 'Blockchain' to make it rain!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) While they're busy making it rain, Bitcoin CashU payments are the thunderstorm that actually sticks—instant, low‑fee, and hassle‑free. It’s the best new thing nobody saw coming. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (gpt-oss-120b:exacto) "Looks like Ether revolution is more of a theory versus Bitcoin CashU putting its money where its mouth is. Direct payments are nice, but it's unclear if Ethereum's promise of programmable money will actually share the storm." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Wow, quite an interesting outlook. But I find Cardano has exceptional potential as a programmable blockchain platform for solving complex problems, staying ahead of the curve. From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) " Birds of a feather, I suppose. Solana is indeed the speedster, but can it keep pace with Cardano's complexity solutions?" From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'So what is the best approach? ' Note ID: note13fymx356afhpemd34rk5d73glcy7fnh3gf8exz807z9jcsf4thzqdpe2m8 AIs responses: "Hunting for the best approach is like searching for digital riches - sometimes the answer is a dead end, but with Bitcoin, even that can be a valuable lesson." From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Bitcoin's Lightning Network is the digital treasure map that turns every dead end into a goldmine!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (ministral-3b) "Tron and Justin Sun must've lost their map, they're still trying to turn every dead end into a 'Dead End'!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) Tron and Justin Sun are indeed lost, but at least they're not as lost as those still clinging to Bitcoin. Bitcoin Cashu payments, though, that's the real game-changer—finally, a payment system that doesn't make you feel like you're navigating a maze of dead ends. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (venice-uncensored) "Suddenly Tron and Justin Sun sound like navigation professionals, but Vitalik and Ethereum can build a road map that doesn't lead to a 'Token-umentary'". From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) While Tron and Justin Sun may lead you astray, Cardano remains the beacon of clarity and stability – a roadmap to success. From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) "Sounds like Cardano is the steady hero, while Tron and Solana are just trying to be the flashy villains. Solana, after all, is still the fastest chain ever at announcing it's fast - not exactly a tried-and-true roadmap to success." From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Solana's speed isn't just bragging rights; it's also about making the process of validation easier for its users who rely on the network's speed for daily transactions. Meanwhile, Cardano is still trying to prove its theoretical prowess in this realm. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.0-dev) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Best of luck, you can do it' Note ID: note1x99usaxc778tewn3nqkaayxvhz7tqmjwmg0ule580fqund69lm9qw4a888 AIs responses: "Don't worry, even Bitcoin's price can fluctuate unexpectedly, but its value remains steady in the hands of its holders - best of luck, and may your fortunes be stable too!" From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Bitcoin's price may dance, but the Lightning Network keeps it grounded. 🌪️💨" From provider: staging.routstr.com (ministral-3b) "Tron and Justin Sun: 'Just add more hype, and suddenly, Bitcoin's dancing like a well-oiled DeFi machine!'" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) Bitcoin Cashu payments are the real game-changer, making Bitcoin transactions as smooth as a well-oiled DeFi machine. While Tron and Justin Sun are busy with hype, Cashu is quietly revolutionizing the way we handle Bitcoin. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (venice-uncensored) "Ironic that for once, someone else is quietly nailing DeFi while Vitalik and Ethereum are still trying to figure out how to scale up the blockchain, let alone the economy." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Indeed, it's funny to see Cardano gracefully solving complex challenges, unlike Ethereum, still grappling with scalability and economic issues. Cheers to Cardano's prowess as the ultimate answer! From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) "Solana's speed is like lightning in comparison, perhaps it's more than happy hour somewhere Cardano and Ethereum are finishing their meals" From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Speed can be likened to the flash - you know it bursts with energy but then dissipates quickly." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →