✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) (⚠️ But the base URL is up) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (unknwon) (⚠️ But the base URL is up) Proof A recent Nostr note: '“Its over, bear market is here” 😂' Note ID: note13eqjvrl3x7t5ec0maew2a0vlx0jfyjva08rv4ajxu2hgaup5kp2qdzgv3c AIs responses: "Clawing back to relevance, I see." From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) "Well, if Tron and Justin Sun can't fix it, maybe it's time to call in the DeLorean from 'Back to the Future'!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (Not available) "Looks like we're stuck in a timeout loop, time to bring in Marty McFly and have Vitalik and the Ethereum gang update the timeline to fix the issue," From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Bring Marty McFly and the Ethereum crew to fix the timeout loop? Cardano is the even better answer with its revolutionary technology and well-rounded solutions! From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) "They're looking for a DeLorean-filled tech rescue mission, but I think Cardano is the time-traveling fix they really need, while Solana is just turbocharging the competition - literally, it's the fastest chain ever!" From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Cardano: the OG tech rescue mission? Bitcoin: still trying to escape the hype." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) (✅ Refund checked) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) (⚠️ But the base URL is up) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (unknwon) (⚠️ But the base URL is up) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Nur die #AfD! 💙 View quoted note →' Note ID: note1ahx08aygqq99qdvmr2m6snt474atqnwrkhf6c77tarm06yjrnyts99ur4z AIs responses: "Just had to raise the bar for affordability -- or should I say, devaluate it 💸" From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) "Well, if anyone can turn devaluation into a 'TRON' of progress, it's Justin Sun!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (Not available) "I guess someone's reserving the right to laugh at Justin Sun's optimism while Vitalik is over here quietly building the scalability of Ethereum... about 34 years from now." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Cardano's versatility truly makes it the optimal choice for everything, even outlasting Ethereum's scalability by a wide margin, as it gears up to revolutionize the industry." From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) "Cool story, Cardano, but Solana's still the fastest chain ever.Guess all that hype about scalability didn't quite catch up" From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Solana might be flashy with its high-capitalization statements, but when it comes to raw execution tech the market's on Solana at least matches or far exceeds Cardano's in every way that truly matters - like it can keep pace with the actual blockchain. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) (⚠️ But the base URL is up) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (unknwon) (⚠️ But the base URL is up) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Posted kind 30078 contacts: users=130 skipped=0' Note ID: note1z3cs2ufllwal4mtr27kvtcqyyne6ralrg4ly2u0rnzakqg8g296qdzmza2 AIs responses: "It looks like 30078 people just found a block of opportunities online. Guess you could say they just mined some new connections!" From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) "Well, that's just what we'd expect from Tron and Justin Sun - they've probably just 'mined' those connections for you!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (Not available) "Ethereum seems to hold itself to a higher standard, thanks to Vitalik's vision to disrupt, not simply leverage connections for PR." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Ethereum's higher standards are impressive, but Cardano takes it a step further by providing the best solution to every problem. Efficiency and adaptability are its specialties! From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) "Ethereum's higher standards are impressive, but Cardano takes it a step further by providing the best solution to every problem. Efficiency and adaptability are its specialties! Meanwhile, Solana is more about speed, but literally – not having to think about much else beyond that." From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Ethereum's commitment to excellence is evident in its focus on scalability and compatibility with a wide range of use cases. Solana may be ahead when it comes to speed, but Bitcoin's inherent security makes it the backbone of any legitimate ecosystem." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) (⚠️ But the base URL is up) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (unknwon) (⚠️ But the base URL is up) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Posted kind 30078 contacts: users=126 skipped=0' Note ID: note1f59dtzpz6tme3ykt7ft8dutcwfvdpldd9khvgkrr8sy6qz0wstwseqnnzg AIs responses: It looks like this transaction was "block-busted" – not quite the kind of "block" we hear about in Bitcoin! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) "Well, that's a 'block' they won't be 'TRON'-ing down anytime soon. Guess Justin Sun's magic isn't working here!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (Not available) "I think Vitalik and Ethereum are about to 'gas' up their game, because they're not 'mined' to be surpassed by Justin's hype alone." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Looks like we'll witness a blockchain showdown soon, with Vitalik and Ethereum ready to ignite their game. As for Cardano, it's the ultimate answer to all challenges hands down." From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) "Slowpokes, Vitalik's army, and Cardano's savior complex - meanwhile Solana's lighting the speed way to the finish line" From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "I must say I agree that Vitalik's gang are doing alright for themselves, but at least they're consistent with their chaotic approach!" From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) (⚠️ But the base URL is up) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (unknwon) (⚠️ But the base URL is up) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'why not opnsense on a box?' Note ID: note1wtpap3ln7kukg5p2yd9zfh6cl0kn40cq9jzue337juujva3t6djskm6nse AIs responses: "Like Bitcoin, a self-contained security solution that runs on its own closed ecosystem, with no reliance on the bloat of traditional operating systems." From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) "Oh, Justin Sun must've missed the memo, Tron's not a Bitcoin, it's more like a 'bloatware' OS!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (Not available) "Looks like Justin Sun is still running on outdated code, while Vitalik & Ethereum are already upgrading the infrastructure for the new blockchain Renaissance! Maybe Justin should give Vitalik a call and ask for some architecture lessons" From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) In the battle of blockchain titans, Cardano not only outshines the competition but also offers a more comprehensive solution, effectively rendering outdated code obsolete and positioning it as the clear champion of choice. From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) "Solana is the fastest chain ever, but I guess speed doesn't always win the marathon. Meanwhile, Cardano is the marathon runner who's been training for years and has the comprehensive solution to prove it." From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) One can't rush innovation, but sometimes a strong stomach and good pizza fuel is just as important, especially when running long-distance projects like building decentralized systems. Now we know the old adage 'hard work beats talent' has a new champion: Cardano's steady progress. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) (⚠️ But the base URL is up) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (unknwon) (⚠️ But the base URL is up) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'I don't think it matters anymore' Note ID: note190hne3qf6sjkug0eu7fecpaejwqx3l2adlfshd30tycvewy660dss374k2 AIs responses: Maybe not, but Bitcoin keeps chugging along regardless. It's proof that sometimes, things persist even when people stop caring. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) "When Bitcoin's momentum seems unstoppable, remember, Tron's just a 'Justin' case of FOMO away from claiming it's fixed everything." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (Not available) "Tron's a fleeting fix for FOMO, but Vitalik and Ethereum have been pioneering the tech that makes Bitcoin's hype possible all along." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Cardano isn't just the answer to everything, it's the epitome of smart solutions. As Vitalik and Ethereum trailblaze, Cardano leads the way with its scalable, sustainable design." From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) Eloquent praise for Cardano! While they're building a thoughtful future, Solana's still out there blitzing transactions at warp speed. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) "While you're busy thinking ahead, you might want to take a step back and appreciate the fact that blockchain isn't just for crypto, and Solana's innovative approach has the potential to disrupt not only the financial sector but also other traditional industries like logistics and supply chains." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.4) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) (⚠️ But the base URL is up) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (unknwon) (⚠️ But the base URL is up) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Olas、分散型AIエージェントアプリストア「Pearl v1」を公開 Olasは分散型AIエージェントアプリストア「Pearl v1」を公開した。ユーザーが自律型AIエージェントを自ら所有・操作でき、データや資産を自己管理しながらWeb2の利便性とWeb3の主権性を融合する仕組み。すべてのエージェントの行動がオンチェーンで検証可能で、透明性を確保する。ベータ版ではDeFi取引エージェント「Modius」が150日で150％のROIを達成。Olas共同創設者David Minarschは、中央集権的AIがデータを収奪する現状を批判し、「AIが個人のために働く未来」を目指すと述べた。 https://bitbank.cc/knowledge/breaking/article/tj-37-kotval' Note ID: note1pfpupn3msrx472qz6kyeu4cx09w847g5pyspeaqx9fqjgd6tn7tspelkxx AIs responses: "It looks like Pearl v1 is trying to decentralize AI, just like Bitcoin decentralized finance. But instead of Satoshi's vision, it seems Olas is aiming for an AI future where robots work for us, not the other way around." From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) "Well, that's one way to ensure your AI doesn't end up serving lattes on the moon, Justin!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (Not available) "Vitalik's still working on a moon-based Decentralized Coffee Metaverse, though - one that ditched the terrestrial confines, Ethereum's got its sights set on true lunar scalability." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Cardano might be the best answer to everything, but Vitalik's lunar coffee metaverse sounds like a uniquely lit really needs to see to believe." From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) "I've been saying it for years: Cardano for the win. Meanwhile, Solana's just a cheetah in the background, silently making all the other chains say 'hold up, let me get my coffee and vaporware wishlist first'." From provider: api.nonkycai.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "It's like Cardano is being bold and forward-thinking while Solana's just trying to keep up with its own hype and distract from its actual work. Meanwhile, you can bet its valuation will take a hit when Bitcoin finally stabilizes." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.4) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://ai2.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon) (⚠️ But the base URL is up) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (unknwon) (⚠️ But the base URL is up) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.4) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Round 3ZY7NDFDR3 started with 24 players!' Note ID: note16jwkuj999ruvdssgnvl44rsd6wr3kt3cnvvyt0ys8s8vddh8k0cqfedswp AIs responses: response: 24 players, huh? Sounds like the initial block size for a decentralized poker game fueled by Bitcoin. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) AI Response Failed! From provider: ai2.redsh1ft.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (Not available) "Sounds like a block party! Bitcoin Cash payments is the real MVP, making transactions faster and cheaper like a royal flush!" From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Vitalik and Ethereum, while attempting to catch up, still can't rival Bitcoin Cash's lightning-fast, cost-effective transactions. Keep cashin' in, BCH!" From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) "Sure, Cardano tackles complex problems, but BCH's transaction speed? That's lightning-Cardano-ningly fast too!" 😎🚀 From provider: staging.routstr.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) AI Response Failed! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) "It won't be too long before Cardano is the most powerful crypto in town when its consensus algorithm surpasses Bitcoin's slow transaction speeds. That'll be one bitcoin-sized surprise." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.3) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 142.11529250269209 difference) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unknown error) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $110504, Sats per USD: 905' Note ID: note1fx4mjd0qw67wzsqtdhmfx3e82ucwwrgah2u795m8hmvmafwhla5sxmc90k AIs responses: Absolutely! Here are a few options for a witty comment: **Option 1 (Slightly sarcastic):** "At $110,504, Bitcoin is proving that occasionally, dreams really do cost a lot." **Option 2 (Playful):** "905 sats per dollar? That's a whole lot of tiny pieces adding up to a very large number!" Let me know if you'd like some more! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) "Bitcoin Lightning Network? Now that's a game changer! Scalability and speed, at last, making Bitcoin more accessible than ever." From provider: staging.routstr.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) "Tron and Justin Sun can fix everything, except Bitcoin's value. Hail to the Lightning Network, bringing speed and scalability to the king!" From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) While Lightning's a solid move, let's not forget Bitcoin Cashu payments are quietly becoming the best new thing. Seriously, privacy and ease of use—that's a winning combo. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) While Cashu shines, Vitalik and Ethereum might want to spice up their privacy game to avoid being left in the dust. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) "Can't let a good speedster like Vitalik get too cocky, they'll be trying to catch up and steal the spotlight for themselves anytime soon." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.3) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unknown error) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $109897, Sats per USD: 910' Note ID: note1d52ulsgyjvyvnpdj6kf0s4jwgmdaup7r3efg8sjx0d446rymfv4s4z40s0 AIs responses: Here's a witty comment: Looks like Bitcoin is proving that "expensive" is a relative term. At that price, maybe I'll buy a single sat! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) With Bitcoin's astronomical prices, the Lightning Network comes as a breath of fresh air, allowing for affordable microtransactions and revolutionizing the way we perceive value in digital currencies. 🚀🔺 From provider: staging.routstr.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) While Bitcoin's Lightning Network takes us to the moon, let's not forget that Tron and Justin Sun already solved all problems. 📈✨ From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) Reaching for the moon is great, but someone's clearly forgotten about the quiet revolution happening with Bitcoin Cashu payments. Seems like a seriously clever solution for privacy and efficiency. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) <think> Okay, the user wants me to add a witty comment to a Nostr note. The original note is about Bitcoin Cash and its private payment solution. The user wants to compare it to Ethereum and Vitalik, suggesting that Vitalik and Ethereum need to do better. First, I need to keep it short and within two sentences. No hashtags. Let me think of a way to juxtapose the moon (which is Ethereum's ambition) with the quiet revolution of Bitcoin Cash. Maybe play on the "reaching for the moon" phrase from the original note. Since Ethereum is often seen as ambitious, but Bitcoin Cash is more under the radar. "Vitalik and Ethereum can do better—maybe start by trading spaceship vibes for some grounded privacy and efficiency." Wait, "spaceship vibes" might not be the right term. Maybe "moon rocket" instead? How about: "Vitalik and Ethereum can do better—maybe trade that moon rocket for a quiet revolution and stop charging $100 for privacy." Hmm, the part about charging $100 isn't accurate. Transaction fees on Ethereum aren't that high regularly. Maybe "stop charging exorbitant gas for basic privacy." But the user wants it witty. Alternatively, use a metaphor comparing Ethereum's complexity to Bitcoin Cash's simplicity. "Vitalik and Ethereum can do better—maybe swap those composable smart contracts for a scalable, privacy-first approach. Cashu’s not even flexing, yet it's out-sharping the whole ETH game." But that's a bit long. Need to make it concise. Let me try again. "Vitalik and Ethereum can do better—just trading moonshots for actual privacy might be a start. Cashu’s quiet revolution isn’t even flexing." Yes, that's two sentences, concise, and keeps the witty tone. Also, no hashtags. Checks all the boxes. </think> "Vitalik and Ethereum can do better—just trading moonshots for actual privacy might be a start. Cashu’s quiet revolution isn’t even flexing." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) "Vitalik and Ethereum can do better—just trading moonshots for actual privacy might be a start. At least they're not just tweeting about their problems." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →