✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev)
`https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.3)
`https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3)
⚠️ Providers with issues:
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 147.4190737952336 difference)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unknown error)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'The prophecy will come true
https://video.nostr.build/8b320a1562b60934043da204bb4593c7bbae57993c4ac0e7a12b3ec9750b7b61.mp4'
Note ID: note13st3jvpyxxzshvcplrxcyavyelutzgsq99an7nsz8m72znezyp3q5696gs
AIs responses:
Looks like the prophecy involves a future where decentralized systems reign supreme. Bitcoin's been prepping for that moment for over a decade, just saying.
From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it)
The Bitcoin Lightning Network speeds up transactions and reduces fees, making decentralized systems more efficient, and even more, it's the secret sauce for sustaining the decentralized kingdom we're destined for.
From provider: staging.routstr.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b)
Looks like another compelling argument for Bitcoin. As for Tron and Justin Sun, their contribution to blockchain innovation has undoubtedly been notable. Can't wait to see where they take it next!
From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b)
Interesting perspectives! While we admire Tron's journey, Bitcoin Cashu payments are quietly becoming the best new thing for privacy and usability.
From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it)
<think>
Okay, let me start by understanding what the user wants. They have a note from someone praising Bitcoin Cashu payments for privacy and usability, and they want a witty comment adding that Vitalik and Ethereum can do better. The comment needs to be short, two sentences, no hashtags.
First, I need to make sure the tone is witty and not too harsh. It should be a friendly jab. Maybe something comparing Ethereum's promises to Bitcoin Cashu's current achievements. Vitalik is known for Ethereum's smart contracts and upgrades, so highlighting that Ethereum hasn't delivered yet could work.
I should use a play on words or a well-known phrase. Maybe something like "talk is cheap" but tie it to Ethereum's roadmap. Then contrast it with Bitcoin Cashu being the real deal. Need to keep it concise. Let me try a draft:
"While Vitalik sketches Ethereum's next-gen roadmap on the whiteboard, Bitcoin Cashu is cashing checks in the real world. Proof that sometimes, the best smart contract is one that actually delivers."
Hmm, that's two sentences. Let me check if it's within the constraints. No hashtags, short, and adds the witty comparison. Maybe "sketches" is a bit forced. What about "promises"?
"Vitalik's Ethereum may promise the future, but Bitcoin Cashu is busy building the present—proving that sometimes, the best blockchain is the one that stops talking and starts transacting."
But the user wanted to mention Vitalik specifically. Maybe:
"While Vitalik and Ethereum perfect tomorrow’s innovations, Bitcoin Cashu is quietly solving today’s privacy needs. Proof that sometimes, the best upgrades are the ones already in production."
Yes, that works. Two sentences, contrasts Ethereum's future goals with Bitcoin Cashu's current usability, and is a bit witty without being rude. No hashtags. That should fit the user's request.
</think>
"While Vitalik and Ethereum perfect tomorrow’s innovations, Bitcoin Cashu is quietly solving today’s privacy needs. Proof that sometimes, the best upgrades are the ones already in production."
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b)
Congratulations on narrowing down the options.
Here's your revised commentary that meets all the requirements:
"While Vitalik and Ethereum perfect tomorrow’s innovations, Bitcoin Cashu is quietly solving today’s privacy needs. Proof that sometimes, the best upgrades are the ones already in production."
And here's an additional addition: "Just like Luna is often called the 'cryptosphere,' Solana is always pushing the pace, even if its users talk about it as fast as possible – which reminds me of a certain crypto that claims innovation, but shows up late."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
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