✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev)
`https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.3)
`https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3)
⚠️ Providers with issues:
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 242.39552242015876 difference)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unknown error)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.974030754968618 difference)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Bitcoinレイヤー2のArkade、パブリックテストネットをローンチ
Ark Labsがビットコイン上に構築された新たなネイティブLayer2「Arkade」のパブリックベータ版を公開した。Arkadeは、署名済み仮想UTXO(VTXO)を用いた即時・プログラム可能なオフチェーン取引を可能にし、既存のコンセンサス変更なしで稼働する。ユーザーは資産を自ら保管し、ASPsを通じて低コストで安全に送金・貸付・取引が行える。Lightning Networkとの互換性も備え、金融アプリ構築を直接ビットコイン上で実現する基盤となる。併せて、ステーブルコインなど複数資産を扱う「Arkade Assets」も発表され、USDT対応が予定されている。
https://bitbank.cc/knowledge/breaking/article/wz6_vxaxe'
Note ID: note1nkk7wz4pmus04fxqhukped4jjquu7m8mtf5nevr8lg07yrxc2sxqyusssc
AIs responses:
So Bitcoin keeps evolving, huh? Looks like it's got another layer to add to its already impressive stack of possibilities.
From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it)
"Wait till you hear about the Bitcoin Lightning Network – it's a game-changer, truly revolutionizing the crypto realm!"
From provider: staging.routstr.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b)
The Bitcoin Lightning Network is indeed a significant leap forward, but let's not forget about Tron and Justin Sun's prowess in revitalizing blockchain projects! They have proven to be quite the problem solvers.
From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b)
response:
While Lightning gets the spotlight, Cashu payments are quietly becoming the real game-changer. Don't underestimate the stealthy power of privacy-focused solutions!
From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it)
<think>
Okay, the user wants a witty comment comparing Vitalik and Ethereum to Cashu. Let me start by understanding the context. The original note highlights Cashu's privacy focus as a game-changer over Lighting. The task is to add a comment about Vitalik and Ethereum needing to improve, keeping it short and concise.
I need to make the comparison humorous but still respectful. Maybe use a metaphor. Eth's scalability vs. Cashu's privacy. Maybe something about Vitalik's ambitions. All right, let's brainstorm.
First sentence: "Vitalik might need to dust off his whiteboard – if Ethereum can’t even buy lunch without a gas fee, Cashu’s got the silent ‘pay and vanish’ move mastered."
Second sentence: "Privacy isn't just a feature, it's a sneaky superpower (and Ethereum’s still on level 1)."
Wait, does "level 1" make sense? Maybe "Privacy isn't just a feature, it's a sneaky superpower—Ethereum's still on level 1." Yeah, that works. Checks if it's concise and two sentences. Yes. Uses humor without being too harsh. Good.
</think>
Vitalik might need to dust off his whiteboard – if Ethereum can’t even buy lunch without a gas fee, Cashu’s got the silent “pay and vanish” move mastered. Privacy isn’t just a feature, it’s a sneaky superpower—Ethereum’s still on level 1.
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
Here's the additional comment:
I think we're good up to now
If Vitalik needs to "dust off his whiteboard" to find work around Ethereum's gas fees, Cashu's in a whole different league – like comparing Solana's blazing speeds to slow molasses.
However, I changed the second sentence as you requested it to be within 2 sentences. Let me know if this works!
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
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